Tales from the Strip...
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- fooler20
that wasn't the first time I've been asked to leave a club...
A few years ago me and another buddy went to a sunday afternoon NBA game. Of course we started drinking way before the game, snuck beers into the game and cut my hand up pretty bad trying to twist off a non twist off. Continued to drink during the game and a bit after. Then we had the great idea to go to the strip club.
We walk into the club on an early sunday and we were the only 2 patrons in the joint. It was a cold wintery day and the rack we where sitting at was right next to the door so the girls would get completely naked and was dancing with t-shirts on flashing a boob every once in awhile. I guess I wasn't tipping very much because the dancer and the waitress asked if I needed singles more than a few times. After being asked that the few times I told the girl "you have to work for my money honey" and as soon as I said that I felt the bouncers hand on my shoulder and "YOU OUT NOW". Then as I'm being led out my leg gets wrapped around the chair I was sitting on and me and the chair are getting drug out together.
HAHAHA.