Career Suicide

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    Female Announcer: Wish FM, it's now 3 minutes past 7

    Male Host: Hey Jen

    FA: Yes?

    MH: Just before you go

    FA: Go on

    MH: Er, you mentioned in your sport bulletin there about Martina Navratilova

    FA: Yes

    MH: And like, we all know she's on the other bus isn't she?

    FA: They do say 'she on the wrong bus' yes

    MH: Alledgedly

    FA: Alledgedly

    MH: Have you ever snogged a lady?

    FA: Surely you can't ask me that live on air?!

    MH: No, I'm just inquisitive because I mean let's face it, it's an ever changing society and it Martina Navratilova can come out the closet then so can you.

    FA: (sounding pissed off) Well I'm all for being open minded but I'm NOT all for discussing this live on air thank you!

    MH: Have you never fancied a bit of the same?

    FA: *sighs*

    MH: What do you call an Asian lesbian?

    FA: (sounding desperately uncomfortable) I don't know

    MH: Minjita

    FA: *sighs again*

    MH: I've just got one more for you before we get into the evening show. What's the definition of confusion?

    FA: I don't know

    MH: Two blind lesbians in a fish market

    FA (sounding really pissed off) Ok I think we should leave it on that note.

    MH: bye then!

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