I find it annoying...

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  • scarabin0

    when coworkers bring their children into my office and try to make me talk to them. i never know what to do and it invariably becomes all uncomfortable and the kid just stares at me like they're scared.

    wtf am i supposed to say to a four-year old??

    • "do you want some candy? let's take you to the vending machine"version3
    • am i supposed to say that in a voice??scarabin
    • teach them guitar heroismith
    • make neck-cutting motions at them when the mom isn't looking.cannonball1978
    • "do you like touching yourself down there? does daddy touch you there?". problem solved.airey
    • "say, son... do you like gladiator movies?"scarabin
    • make fart sounds with your hands, then spin around in your chair and say weee!74LEO

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