Starbuck's Atrocities

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  • prophet0NE0

    She immediately wigged out, of course. Called poison control, who confirmed she was not going to perish and then called the Starbuck's canuck mothership to crack skulls....

    We are awaiting a call, apparently they are contacting the Starbuck's cobain mothership in Seattle to deal with this... I smell a $69 Mac Mini coming my way!

    But wait, there's more! To put this in context, this is only a few months after a few experiences with them where she found the torn end of a surgical glove in her scone and I found brush bristles in my scone. (*barfs)

    So why do I return to such an establishment for food and drink? Well because I am an idiot I suppose.

    • no, you're a masochist :)GeorgesII
    • The cobain mothership is just a few blocks away..shall I go crack some skulls?ukit
    • yes please.prophet0NE

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