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So I'm driving my Hummer H1 to the store and I thought, "screw BP!", those jerks polluting the environment and all. So I fulled up for the second time today at the Shell instead.
I looked at my iPhone 3GS and thought "ick, so lame" and I pre-ordered a new iPhone 4. Sure my 3GS looks and works great, but Steve says there is a new one. So I'll just throw it in the drawer with the first 2 iPhones that still work.
So I pull up to the BestBuy and get a new 60" Bravia TV that is 3D capable. Sure I just bought a beautiful 50" 11 months ago, "but it's not 3D dude! I am going to watch the World Cup in 3D and pretend like i know what's going on and act like I always watched soccer (football)!". So I try to load it in the Hummer, but it doesn't fit. Hmmm, guess I need a bigger vehicle. Maybe I shouldn't have the 6 subs and 22 speakers in the back taking up space and waking people up at 3am when I drive by.
When I get in the condo I check in to Facebook and update my status to "I'm wasted bros!! Woooo!!" I log into my bank and see that I've got $50K on my LOC, but that's cool cause my limit is $60k. Good times. Let me see if Apple has put anything else out I can purchase that still work perfectly. I do have to support those Chinese slave factory cities after all, if I don't who will?
- I am glad I am not in advertising. They may not have liked my copy. :)ETM