Jokes in poor taste...
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One Friday, a teacher announces to his 4th-grade class that they can have Monday off if they can answer a question. They all excitedly await the question.
The teacher asks, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The kids groan in disappointment.
The next Friday, the teacher makes the same announcement. The kids are skeptical, but still excited.
"How many grains of sand are there in the world?" he asks. The kids are bummed out again.
That weekend, Little Johnny takes two golf balls and covers them with black paint. When the teacher makes the same announcement again the following Friday, Johnny rolls them up to the front of the classroom.
"All right," says the teacher, "Who's the comedian with the black balls?"
"Eddie Murphy," says Johnny. "See you Tuesday."