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similarly, people in parks who let their crazy simpleton dogs bound up to you and jump all over your clean clothes, and then casually wander over, grinning excitedly under the misguided assumption that you love their dog and couldn't be happier that it's dribbling on your crotch and scratching your legs with it's muddy paws.
"oh, don't mind him, he's ever so friendly once you get to know him"
- yeah, well I'm not. I don't like your dog and I don't like you. And why/how the fuck am I going to get to know him?And next time you're down at the public swimming pool, I'm bringing my pet shark along. But don't worry, he's really rather good company once you get to know him. He just looks like he's going to bite your face off.