Merry Xmas QBN'ers

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  • orrinward20

    Merry Christmas QBN! Have fun at the expense of your family by snootily commenting on their poor taste and inferior design in their gifts to you.

    'Gran, this sweater is all wrong. The colours don't match. I can tell you ran out of red half way through because the sleeves are clearly a different tone, and the shapes in the Christmas tree are horrid. You could have tried knitting some delaunay triangulation in there. I'd give it back to you if I didn't think you'd wear it and ultimately keep yourself warm enough to survive the winter. Here, I got you an iPhone stylus because I thought it would be funny seeing you try and write with it.'

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