Unique Insults

Out of context: Reply #38

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  • elahon0

    "It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

    "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

    "Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"

    "I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence."

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    • Did your mother have any children that lived.. hahaMr_Right

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