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Out of context: Reply #256
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1One of my first memories - as a small boy, was when I had seen my Father* Running outside towards his nineteen sixty four: 2Mercury Marauder, with a two-toned paint job - two door hardtop; baby blue: A white roof and 428 cubic inch engine* It hauled ass down the street, (and once again, ate the left-overs for breakfast) though; said medium and point of this passage*** Is to clarify why he was running outside: 3He had a mattress - up over head, and was bringing said mattress; right towards his car* It was pounding, golf-ball sized hail, and therefore: was using it as a large shield to protect it, under the weather* He loved that girl, the car that is* Both my Mother and I laughed*
4It made pretty good sense*
5At that time, being the bad little cunt I was: Divinely I, the Holy Grail of eternal life from infinity and beyond space; or any reasoning thereof to date: Now, back in between which ultimately means: Contemplating anything thoust wants in a single beat - used to gently place rocks and pebbles over the hood of said car when I would get upset with one's actions* 6His that was, and were* 7So, making said statement; seem as though: Vandals - were throwing rocks at it, thus; leaving evidence for him to see on one's paint job*
8To truncate said verse*** It was just a few short years later, to which I, the Almighty One - found out; the long and hard way - that even he had seen me doing it* Every single time* He had let me off of the hook, but***
9It wasn't that long before a realization set in, that - I wasn't fooling anyone, so; I set out to never do that again:
10Ever*
11He was always talking about the desire to acquire, a - 427 cubic inch engine* Always giddy about it, much like that part in the Last Crusade where; Indiana realized that the shield, was most importantly; and in fact: The second marker* 12The look in one's eyes, for there was nothing more exciting towards one's thoughts* A certain glow - radiating, right out of him* 13At that moment* I could tell that engine*** Was what he wanted first and foremost, just by the look of him - left in thoust eyes* Everything was there*
14Giddy as a school boy* Nothing to hide*
15Back then, I; the LORD Almighty: whom created everything at once and stretched out the skies* Wasn't necessarily just interested - in the engine, nor the workings inside* 16Being Four; nearly Five - years old that is: 17More so, as it goes - for the entire show* Schematically, functionality; working towards - all said angles*** And operations outside: 18It was one specific day, to which I can remember quite well* Thereof*** And before; just saying - fuckin' Hell! 19Yes! I want to do this right* 20For Heaven's sake* 21Therefore, much like a thief*** Into the night* And then over the Earth, with all of one's might*
22No details left out* 23A fire was burning, inside; and realizing "hey!"*** It was simply time; to put up a fight: On my watch, and dime - that is*
24For just a few minutes, off of the clock* Let's all take some down time, to recollect one's thoughts*
25First off, the modified Judas Chair is, and of*** Quite importance* Let me tell you* 26The significance is major, a major scale (for many reasons, to which one should already understand without any explanation), so I; the Lord: GOD - decided that on behalf of its said importance - and value, would dedicate an entire section, within its own chapter in thoust Revelation* 27A minor detail for me, but massive in the eyes of said degenerates* Back to the beginning*
28To start things off the right direction*
29Also - said decision ultimately effects everything else, so; another measure of importance was necessary: The numbering of passages to complete one's theology of verses*
30Once again* Thank you, thank you so; so - much*
31As you see, the Chair itself; is much like an original Judas Chair: A Pyramid, to which; will be underneath said degenerates* 32Therefore, they will be held up by a set of stirrups* For their arms; are then fastened to the side of one's entrapment: It will rest upon the right side of said Crossbow*
33For there will be no seat to one's bare Asshole*
34Once the disgusting and useless Human(s) - is and are sitting in thoust Chair, we will then strike down upon thee; with a certain set of furious actions* 35For the very first action, whilst pressing said button (04) will once again, trigger three various stages, and ranges of functionality* 36When their legs, are in thoust stirrups* A combination of effects will happen - all at the same time* Together, the Pyramid will begin to propel and rotate, maneuvering itself upwards, ascending the tip up into one's dung-hole, while said stirrups; are then stretching the legs of our miserable and useless victims: 37Outwards, so; by the time said stage of torture hits the third trigger*** 38The Neanderthal's legs will be completely doing the splits, whilst said Pyramid has punctured the insides, and all the way up to their fucking kidneys*
39Fortunately, for us; they will still be alive at this point:
40Once our Judas Chair has caused the most immense pain, beyond any amount that they have ever experienced in their entire meagre little existence to date, the said degenerate scumbags will then have a few ounces of life left, right before we get to use the functionality of our wonderful fourth knob*
41The fourth knob releases a large measure of pure electricity* 42A maximum of 4,800 Volts* So, said reasoning; to which is none other - than: By the time said degenerate's Legs and Asshole are achingly ripped out of one's dislocated sockets, and stretched like a Chicken being plucked by a Bicycle tire* 43The said currency will send a jolt of voltage - which will then make them piss liquefied guts out of every single orifice through their entire Face and Head* 44Foremost, Eyes; Ears and Nose will be shitting out boiled bowel gravy, until they simply head straight down to an incinerator, and most importantly* 45Hell*
46For Heaven's sake, and throughout the ages* 47Towards the very last of everyone's disgusting and useless Faces* For eternity*
48Beautiful, wouldn't you say?
49For us*
50Disgusting, for them*
51And a little bit for everyone, reading this that is*
52Why?
53I, the LORD All-Powerful think because, it's much like reading the Obituary, for Everything*
54You can cry again, it's alright*
55Just remember***
56For there's nothing left, to contemplate of one's Soul*
57You've spent it already* Thereof, no need to fight; at all: For anyone*
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