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- ukit20
Condensed version of Christianity:
-God creates the universe
-God creates Adam and Eve
-God creates an apple they are not supposed to eat
-Eve eats the apple anyway
-Humans are now fucked for the rest of time
-Several thousand years later, God comes to visit earth in the form of Jesus. Humans brutally murder him.
-More time passes. Slavery, war, and the Holocaust happen, however God is still pissed about the apple
-God destroys the universe
-The end- Long slow fade to black
Roll creditsukit2 - It makes more sense when you understand that it's all about relationships, not the apple.breadlegz
- Not really that complicated is it? It's about obedience to God.ukit2
- You forgot all the hats people have to wear like the popes and cardinals.freedom
- Where's the part about not eating on certain days and hating gays?freedom
- Nowhere in the Bible does it say Apple. Or the Universe.monospaced
- but it does talk about snakes..
that talkmoldero - when god created the universe, the world was flat and it was only 5000 years agomonospaced
- Wow, you're right monospaced. It could have been an orange.ukit2
- Long slow fade to black