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  • GeorgesIV0

    Fellow Saganite, I assure you that I am on your side. I fucking hate theists and xtians more than anyone in the world. They do nothing but bring us down with their stupid fucking fairytale book that tells people to love their neighbors and give to the poor. It makes me absolutely sick to my stomach when I hear someone tell me they'll "pray for me", maybe instead of praying they should actually do something like PWN fun[dies] on Facebook and drink mtn dew like us. I actually have a 4 step program to rid the fundies if you'd like to peer review it for me that would be incredible.. Alright so here it is:

    Rehabilitation. Teach the fundies how their god is not real. I think this would be successful for at least 90% of the cases.

    Sterilization. If people don't renounce their religion they should be sterilized. This way, they die alone and won't be able to spread their stupidity to children and out breed atheists. This would prevent an Idiocracy situation from occurring.

    Imprisonment. If there are still people preaching their religion after this they should be thrown in either an asylum or in a prison. They can make license plates for cars after that along with picking up from trash by the road.

    Execution. Only after this all happens worldwide will a near utopian society like the one depicted in this family guy episode would be possible.

    Proof of this method working though can be found within any decent history text book about the USSR. Despite being a "dirty communist" country the USSR transformed from an agrarian society to the first nation in space in a few decades by eradicating theism. The PRC also implemented similar policies during the 60s/70s which led to the confiscation of religious property and opened the way to the economic successes of today. Likewise, Russia's economic failures during the 90s can be linked to a rise of religion.

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