Nelson Mandela R.I.P.

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  • locustsloth0

    Damn, you guys must be a RIOT at funerals:

    Priest: "Dearly beloved we are gathered here to celebrate the life, and mourn the death, of our dear friend, Joe Smith. He was a loving father, a compassionate husband and a great, great friend. He..."
    albums: "Actually, guys, i think he was kind of a dick sometimes"
    robotron3K: "Totally. Bought him a coffee once and all he did was say 'thank you'. No reciprocation, no favors, nothin'"
    albums: "What a dick move."
    Priest: "Um, sirs..."
    robotron3K: "And i think he jerked off quite a bit. Like more than normal."
    albums: "And he was a complete racist."
    robotron3K: "Really?!?"
    albums: "i dunno. Could be"
    robotron3K: "Bet you're right. Anyway, we just wanted you guys to know the truth. Like the REAL truth. YO"
    albums: "So is there food after this thing or...?"

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