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  • iCanHazQBN0

    "So thankful JESUS kept us from the water"

    So you're thankful that you didn't die and go to heaven? You don't want to meet your Lord Jesus???

    I don't get it. All this fuss over how great heaven is, but every time someone's life is saved they say "thank god!!". Why don't you just kill yourself if this place you call Heaven is a million times better than Earth?? Go ahead all you religious nutcases, if you're so confident that your heaven exists, then commit suicide en masse.

    Oh that's right, you wont... because you're full of shit and you know it.

    • this rant sounds like a religious rant. like some militant new agie shiietyurimon
    • It might sound like a rant to you.. but so what? Can you tell me how it's incorrect?iCanHazQBN
    • If they believe heaven is real and it's so much better than Earth, and that they're going there, why not kill themselves?iCanHazQBN
    • Why are they holding out from being with this Jesus guy they love so much?? Put a bullet in your brain already!iCanHazQBN
    • you taking bullshit passed on to the profane and propagating it instead of finding out what it means first.yurimon
    • was it meant to be literal, or what? then you can go on a rant...yurimon
    • Suicide is automatic disqualification from heaven. Everyone knows this. Convenie t no?monospaced
    • Fucking yurimon. Either add a point or shut the fuck up. Stop saying we are confused and then Not add shit. You always do that.monospaced

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