Cocaine

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  • maquito0

    Oh, i almost forgot... 90% purity.

    Can you imagine the dimension, the area that 5 tons of cocaine would have? I estimate something like a mountain the size of 5 SUVs stacked one next to each other, totally made out of coke bricks.

    How on earth did this absolutely humongous mass of coke leave Uruguay’s port??? I get charged with ridiculous taxes if I buy any stupid gadget under $100...outside of Uruguay. Of course... cause “We encourage the local market by raising the price of imports”. And suddenly 5 tons of coke literally LEVITATES Away from Uruguau’s customs.

    <\rant>

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    • Bribes, obvsnb
    • Bribes, obvsKrassy
    • Just buy a container and fake the manifest. They don't actually check much of anything at the port.zarkonite
    • "Just.." hahaKrassy
    • For everything else, there's Mastercard!zarkonite
    • @zarkonite lolKrassy
    • I imagine it looks exactly like the photo. They clearly smuggled it in luggage.monospaced
    • ;)
      I'm not too good at bennnsplaining, but I try      monospaced
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