Million-Dollar Ideas
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- face_melter7
Books in a syringe.
No-one can honestly be fucked grinding through a book series like Dune after enduring the first one. Even the audiobooks are life-crushing am-dram torture and should be classed as a war crime. Imagine you could experience books at the blink of an eye - being at a party and casually dropping '...well, yes, I have read all the Tom Clancy novels if you must know.' You will be a golden god.
So. If you really must know if Leto 2: The Worm-meister gets his tiny worm-cock sucked by his great-great-great-great-great-gr... granddaughter or yet another Idaho clone discovers banana wine and the wretched npr tiny desk acoustic sets and spends an entire novel in his cupboard being ~emotional~ then books in a syringe are for you.
Entire book series condensed into liquid form, held in suspension, ready to be injected, injested, and infect your body like little word cancer.
Don't ask about the science - it doesn't exist. I'm just an ideas man, man. The boffins do their magic. We have a guy from MIT who used to design ray guns and has a tattoo of R2D2 in lingerie and some nerd from JPL who glued tiny rockets to mice and used them as squeaking fireworks. Look, we have a solid team, right?
Books. In a syringe. All of the knowledge with none of the tedium - why waste time reading when you could be riding horses, hiking, jogging, and dancing in complete confidence. WHOOOOOAAAAAOOOAH! BODYFORM FOR YyyooooOOOUUUUuuu!
Check it.
- Lol!mort_
- ExcellentGnash
- Ask Elon, he’s doing the brain implant thingy. Maybe we can just download them books in our brains soon.NBQ00
- https://www.blinkist…BaskerviIle
- *rolls up sleeve*scarabin
- sounds like total recallRaybandana
- I know Kung fumonospaced
- "books in a syringe are for you"
assumes the existence of having opposite effect vaccine what removes all knowledge and leaves only the basic functions.sted - ^. Already exists, it’s called, TwitterGnash