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Apparently my terribly-shit knife sharpener does actually do the trick quite well as I inadvertantly sliced the tip of my thumb whilst cooking. One of those papercut-like wounds that's painful and sharp, but if you dab some superglue on it, it becomes no bother.
Except this was a bit deeper and there was a surprising amount of blood coming out of it, so when I added the superglue it formed some weird frozen-geyser like blood red blob. Dissatisfied with this, I elected to start again, so ripped off the superglue and OH FUCKING HELL THAT WAS STUPID, so now I have a 2mm-wide hole in my thumb that no amount of superglue will give me temporary reprieve.
This happened last night, and I've spent all day being constantly reminded of my stupidity whenever I brush my face and beardy stubble fucking stabs deep into a bundle of concentrated nerve endings, or salt or food acids sneak inside and I have an electric shudder that goes up my arm and lights up a bit of my brain somewhere back of north west behind my left eye.
Idiot.
Still, at least my knife sharpener works ok,
- Wrap it up ffs.monospaced
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- I can't stand plasters (they're a big problem for my work, aside from anything) and if I did use one, what would I have to whinge about?Nairn