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  • scarabin3

    I don’t know anything at all about boris, but can i adopt him? Poor guy looks so worn out all the time, like he’s run out of gin and his wife doesn’t love him

    Do we like him? He’s so adorable.

    • Yes you can. I'll start the paperwork now.Hayzilla
    • Don't fall for his schtick, scarabin. He won't stay. He'll just get you pregnant and then drop you for the next one.Fax_Benson
    • my mum loves boris, he's like boomer Pikachukingsteven
    • My impression is that BoJo is like Trump, except the ditzy and disheveled part is a calculated act and he's not an actual moron. Y/N?garbage
    • Very much so Garbage. It's almost like he sums up the current state of popularist politics quite nicely.Ianbolton
    • Be interesting to see his party deal with current allegations of cronyism and financial dealings with tax-payers moneyIanbolton
    • Be interesting to see the Labour Party offer a viable alternative.Morning_star
    • Yeah. Indeed. So are Labour for the regulation of tax payers money and the Tories for pure deregulation? It makes no sense anymoreIanbolton
    • The UKs poltical landscape looks like the aftermath of the Somme at the moment. An incoherent wasteland of wasted life and abject horror, nothing was achieved.Morning_star
    • @ian Thanks. I seem to recall an interview where he made sure that his hair looked like shit before interviews. And that the whole..garbage
    • ..stuck cable glide thing was a publicity stunt.garbage
    • Across the pond we just foist actual morons and sex criminals to the top. Happens more organically here.garbage

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