Restoration of the Day

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  • maquito8

    So, my 3 y/o son is obsessed with this “gaucho” character named “Zenon”. The story behind Zenon’s Farm is quite interesting; a guy who produced a bunch of folk artists in the 90’s decided to create some DVDs with some songs with some murky 3D animations. Incredibly, those became blockbusters. Some years later, same guy creates YouTube channel. Today, in South America, “Zenon’s Farm” has more views than Disney Channel. There’s much more info here: https://www.elmundo.es/papel/lid… You might need a translator.

    Anyways. My son dismembered his Zenon toy.


    I got tired of superglue-fixing the bastard until I realized my little one’s game was to keep dismembering the toy. I tried to make it disappear, but my little fella wouldn’t forget the taste of dismemberment.

    Ultimately, I decided to go for the power-tools. Drilled a hole through the fucker’s head, and went through his thorax. Took a 2 inch L-shaped screw, so even his stupid gaucho hat would stand still.

    The alignment of the head in relation to the rest of his body speaks for itself.

    Et voilà!

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