Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- catpower-1
tl;dr
- flew ho girlfriend to Europe
- recalled and used the golden ticket principle
- surprised her with trip to sex club
- fucked a goth chick in what was basically an orgy
- had my first (unwanted) gay encounter
- ejaculated buckets & my lymphatic system on her the next morning
- made ET glowing dick finger joke- lol glad someone's having a good time.pango
- You have secured a throne seat in Valhalla, warriornecromation
- hahacatpower
- How a boytoy describes its first out-of-country experience. Make sure you don't end up in a shitty apartment.sted
- And fuck what you want and not everything they put in front of you. Don't forget you're making memories for everybody ahahahsted