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  • jagara3


    Round toilet bowls.

    Sitting normally, you will make the mother of all skidmarks in the back of the bowl.

    Align your butthole with the drain, your genitals will now be positioned over the edge of the bowl, making taking pee & and poo a 2-step operation, which might be muscularly tricky, depending on how much you have to go.

    • And yes, I have both male and female verdicts on this. It sucks.jagara
    • I have to say, that's a more detailed explanation of why round toilets deserve punches than I expected. You really thought your bodily functions out.Continuity
    • As for the back-of-the-bowl skidmark, nothing peeing on it can't fix.Continuity
    • Also, you would *hate* living in The Netherlands: their toilets have a shit shelf, so you can inspect what you've committed in its entirety. And not submerged.Continuity
    • I said skidmarks, it's actually the poo piling up in the back, potentially until there is no more room, and... yeah. Problematic.jagara
    • try straddling the pan, facing forwardszardoz
    • The two images, side by side, look like some weird choral instruction by huge-mouthed, tiny-eyed sex toy interfaces.Nairn
    • i've been in bathrooms where elongated would obstruct the door. both are better than a hole in the ground.imbecile
    • i never knew round bowls existedmilfhunter
    • I also didn't know, until i rented that Airbnb in Romania.jagara
    • I somehow manage.monospaced

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