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- jagara7
Me: a latte with oatmilk, please.
Barista: it's called oatDRINK.
Me: i call it oatMILK.
Barista: it's called oatDRINK!
Me: i'll find a café who has oatMILK! (I leave)
Me: on the way out the door: OAT! MILK!- I am 46 years old.jagara
- https://i.ibb.co/1f0…pablo28
- Sir, my drink indentifies as milk!palimpsest
- Haha Pablo was thinking the same thing but with jagara being Kramer_niko
- Would u like your cappuccino with cow milk? fucking done with that question. It should be the standard.milfhunter
- whats the deal with oatmilk? Can you milk an oat? Does an oat have nipples? No, I don't think so ( said in whiny New York accent)fooler
- Just because oat was born without nipples it doesn't mean it can't produce milk!palimpsest
- Assigned mammal at birth.palimpsest
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Oats are really high in the pesticide 'Glyphosate'. So you should call it Glyphosate Milk/Drink.shapesalad
- dude, why would you still drink milk at 46? drink that coffee black.uan
- Fuck that barista. Fuck any coffee making bitch boy who even talks to me at all. I say order. You make it. Nothing else.monospaced
- I order a medium coffee at Starbucks as a “medium coffee” and usually this perplexes them. “Just coffee. In a medium cup.” Figure it out.monospaced
- yeah mono same I've been trying for 20 years to figure out the difference between tall, grande and venti. Just give me a medium effing coffee._niko
- You should have added: "This is America, I'll call it whatever the hell I want to!".palimpsest
- Except, it's Denmark, innit?Continuity
- *rimshot!palimpsest
- Bica is the way to go.shapesalad
- Why the issue with milk? Is that hurtful to someone, something?stoplying
- Denmark, yes :))jagara
- But I should have used that Ameriica line regardless XDjagara
- lolContinuity
- That was the joke.palimpsest
- It's a slow day. I try and amuse myself however I can.palimpsest
- LOUDERMILKAQUTE
- NOT MILKsted
- so honestly, i watched and learned how milk comes out of the cow as a kid.
but honestly it doesn't feels real to do that with an oat.sted - so either the world fucked up the naming of these products or I still haven't grown up enough to understand.sted
- +++Fuck that barista.
@mono never go to Australia :D
that of quantity and quality of unsolicited "reeducation" what I got is unbearable.sted - *the
instead of "that of quantity and"sted - Ozzies went full retard over coffee.
Every second barista here in London is a grossly over-fastiduous Ozzie.Nairn - Pretty sure this is the definition of soy boy. Oat milk doesn't even exist in this guy thinks it's realHayoth
- The implication here is that Australia evolved into a country of mega-pedants? That's got to get irritating, after a bit.Continuity