Dis or Dat?

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  • Akagiyama1

    DIS: Understand and perfectly speak every language in the world.

    DAT: Be a master of any musical instrument in the world.

    • DISLuda
    • DAToey_oey
    • DATYakuZoku
    • DISContinuity
    • Datscarabin
    • Huh. This is a tough choice for once.Nairn
    • If I was much younger, Dis. Now I'm older - Dat. Purely for reasons of scope.
      Or, perhaps, the other way around?
      Hrmmn.
      Nairn
    • Here’s the thing, i don’t wanna talk to people. They’re not any more interesting in other languages. Imagine just channeling music effortlessly, thoughscarabin
    • Dat—I hear (and say) enough dumb shit in my own language that I'd love to drown it all out with some filthy metal orchestrated on my humble Nyckelharpa.PonyBoy
    • Dat. Become a rich musician and let my money talk for me.garbage
    • Dis the world is yours. Dat the world is your bedroom.shapesalad
    • This is hard to swallow.utopian
    • DisPhanLo
    • Dat is busy banging your wife while you’re out fluently ordering a croissantscarabin
    • DISbezoar
    • Does dis include coding languages?pango
    • Dis. Playing an instrument would take me time to draw, which I assure you I like much more ;)OBBTKN
    • Dis, especially extinct languages. I already play instruments I likeGnash
    • Dis, obviously. I can already play the instruments I want.zardoz
    • @scarabin
      Dat: unless this is one of those stupid wishes where "understand and speak" doesn't include the ability to read.
      palimpsest
    • Shit, I think I was fucked with dat because I meant dis. ;-)
      *Goes to play the fiddle.
      palimpsest
    • DAT without a doubt.

      Most humans are idiots. Most musicians are not and have a joyous thing in common
      woowahesque
    • DAT (cause AI will provide us all DIS soon)Krassy

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