Ways to Die?
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You will fall out of a balcony during Mardi Gras.
Your heart will stop after you drink 4 gallons of water during a fraternity hazing ritual.
You will be shot by a hick from his bedroom window as you try to steal his car stereo.
You will be the first person infected with new zootropic pandemic disease.
Explosive dysentery.
You will be electrocuted by a cattle fence while relieving yourself on a moonless night.
You will crash your propeller plane into a billboard advertising milk.
You will attract an Alaskan grizzly bear while backpacking on your period.
You will waste away to nothing after ignoring the gypsy woman's warning.
You will crash your pickup truck after colliding with an owl on Highway 51.
You will accidentally overdose on fentanyl after eating a bowl of Froot-Loops containing a hidden stash.