< Friday Night Bender >
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- k0na_an0k0
it's like this dude. when you go out looking for something... say a girl. you never find one and usually go home alone to wack it good.
NOW, when you go out with the guys and you're not even looking or could care less about anything other than the company of the guys, WHAM, you get approached and mauled, totally unexpected. like last night, i go to jewel after the gym, just looking for some chicken and goodies and shit. i turn the aisle and am looking for some spices, my cart gets run into and i turn around to see this intoxicatingly beautiful woman say with a smile on her face 'sorry, i was looking at you and didn't see your cart'.
moral of the story is, wash your balls. oh, and when you look for something you never find it. when you don't you get more than what you ever expected.
so wash your balls.