Goth girls spread herpes
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Ever wonder why most goth girls have herpes?
These goth girls always have that one "normal" friend who belongs to a frat or whatever. This "normal" friend, lets call her Samantha, likes to bring her goth friend who we will refer to as "Raven" out to a Frat party as a sot of novelity.
"Whats that?!" Billy gawks when Raven enters the crowded house. "That's samanthas friend.... the freaky bitch calls herself Raven or something...", Brad answers, licking the foamy beer from his chapped lips. "Man, i'll bet she fucks like a freak too!", exclaims Billy. Brad quickly places his plastic red cup on the keg and pulls a bottle of prescription medicine from his jean jacket pocket. "Hold my calls,", begins Brad,"the doctor...the doctor is in.". the scene slowly dims to the faint sound of a rocking mattress.....
A week has passed since that night. Raven has spent every single night since that party trying to figue out how she ended up in a trash bin behind the local Taco Bell the next morning. And what, what were those god awful, itchy, gooey, Gold Bond Medicated powder treatment looking, red bumps sitting alongside her NIN shaven vagina.
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see, its those bastard frat boys and their diseases that spread the filth to the goth girls... bastards.
- Gorbie0
:)
- lifeinsodium0
Brobie, you get the award for the best bump of the day.
*applause*
- lifeinsodium0
i meant Gorbie. And I get teh awarf fir the wordt typist of teh day.
- Gorbie0
You can call me Brobie. I don't mind.
- lifeinsodium0
I would call you that but I'd probably misspell that one too.
- mrdobolina0
that made me laugh out loud at work and like 3 peeps turned around and looked at me like I was crazy.
- skonge0
Great story....could have used a vampire!!