_Randomize Me
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RE : ''Randomize Me'' The Movie
Dear NewsToday Members, Special Agents, Founders,
Editors, Moderators, Lurkers,
Smurfs and assorted douchebags ....Before you rush to the special new TransFatty weird ass link
at the end of this thread .....I'd like to take just a minute of your time to say ....
HEY !! ... get back HERE !!!
Don't scroll down yet ... sheesh .... ok ...
Anyway where was I ? Oh yeah ..... I just wanted to say ....
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!!! !!! DAG Y'ALL !!! !!!
A post or 3 ago we moved one step closer to the raPture... 10,000 motherf*ckin posts up in this piece. holy living fuck. jesus H christ in a burger king ....
like ... OMG .... radical.
who-da thunk.... a year ago when this started ? *shrugs
No big deal, what i'm really here to talk about is the events surrounding the approach towards post# 6,666 ... yeah um ... honestly the only reason I've been posting all of these gorgeous acts of random terror for the past year is to hit 6666.*nods solemnly
*drinks baby blood latteMaybe the ''_Randomize Me : 0ne Year Anniversary ''-- which falls sometime in october of 03, can be the day the thread zeros
out. (hits 9999)Seriously, Coz as I see it, No thread on NT has ever reached 9999 -- so ... without getting too OCD about it, it is at that point, at zero hour, I think all 10,000 images should be ... dare i say ... organized. Yup ... Organized, Assembled, Animated. when ten thousand of them have been put through that 3-step process, a great mystery will finally be answered.
The mystery at hand ....
What the FUCK will 10,000 random images, selected and netted from hundreds of random NewsToday memebers look like, when played down in real time .... it will resemble something like whats happening at beefbreeze.com only way way beter and with a .... yup .... ''story'' ... (Hence the Organizational Cataloging Stage)
As a point of science, this 10,000 image sequence must be created to allow for maximum eye/brain registration without being on screen toooo long. I think you know what I'm saying.
BeefBreeze is too quick.
But I know for certain with the right technique an editor/after effects person could execute it to a piece of pre-approved music in under a week.Also, at that stage _Randomize Me will stop being a mere thread, and will, through the 3 stage process, become ... A Film. It will be called : ''Randome Me''
It will be festival worthy at that stage as well. Good for party visuals, an awesome archive of a years worth of each of use entering abstract entires into a
collective diary. Can you believe it ? But lets not put the lapdance before the tequila here ..... we still have a few more random searches and postings to reach 10,000 frames.Anyway ... you're still reading ? Cool. Because to commemorate the occasion of entering the devils
numerical jet stream, it gives me great pleasure to unveil a love letter dedicated to all the recent TransFatty haters ....You know who you are, you shy computer nerd, you.
To all the beef-teen douchebag
robot qum burrito fanboys ...
this one is for you.To all other contributers of this ground-breaking thread.
10,000 is on the horizon,
I'll see you there. Thank you for _RandomizING ME
so hard and for so long. My third eye is sore from all the retinal skull-fuQing you naughty google
monkey, you.but nevermind that, this is BAT COUNTRY ... keep your head down .... .... .... ye Gods man .... ... ...
6666 in the morning,
P_S_O_BRIEN the furst1:33 am
NYC HeadQuarters
TransFatty.com
All you need is love.
Sept. o8, 2oo3
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The film would be called :
''Randomize Me''
Catchy, right ?
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