Fortune Cookies - in bed
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- mitsu
well, i have 3 fortunes here on my keyboard that I've been waiting to come to pass for like a month now, but to no avail:
1.) A pleasant surprise is in store for you - in bed
2.) An old friend will introduce you to new people and pleasures - in bed
3.) Soon, you will receive pleasant news - in bed
anyone have any fortunes they're waiting for? favorite fortunes?
- k9kuma0
yeah i am waiting for;
"your girlfriend is now ready to make that video."
- Biofreak0
my friends and i came up with some additions to the "in bed" part.
instead, you can add at the end- "with monkeys" or "in bed with monkeys"
so... we get:
An old friend will introduce you to new people and pleasures with monkeys.nice eh? thought ya might like that. =)
- k0na_an0k0
apu- today you will be robbed.
- clone0
in bed... of your manhood
- Ctrl_Z0
I just want to open my cookie, and see the skull and crossbones wingding.
or one that reads
"get out quick!"
- bacillo20
or one that says "Eat My Ass"