Cheap Cider
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- Tattie0
Urgh! Sweet and sickly.
Watermellon Biccardi Breezer?
Drinks for girls these alco-pops.Gimme a pint 'o heavy pal!
- Dita0
I remember when I was young. I got absolutely mortaled on Diamond White and puked all over the carpet at the side of my bed and my mum went mental! What a classy lassie I am!
- Tattie0
It's never fun 'til you've puked on a cat.
- mitsu0
yeah, but just avoid the fishtank
- Tattie0
I'd rather chew my testicles of with a tramps false teeth than go the weekend without booze.
- Jnr_Madison0
I got so drunk once I fell and smashed my face on the corner of a wall (the cornus or something) anyway when I woke up the next morning my FULL face was black and blue. People thought I had been in a car crash and shit... it took months and months for my face to go back to normal.
- Dita0
ouch! That happened to me once. I had a party in the house and I fell over hit the side of my face and my arm but luckyily I put a bag of frozen peas on my face so it didn;t look to bad in the morning, but I forgot about my arm so it was pure Black n blue! yuck!
- Tattie0
There wasn't bleach involved was there?
He, he, he.
- unknown0
first time I ever got driunk was on woodpecker
but K cider is just rocket juice
- Jnr_Madison0
Luckily they rebuilt me...
'parntly I'm worth 6 million dollars...
...or am I thinking of someone else...
- stimuli0
"I drink a whisky drink, I drink a vodka drink, and if I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink..."
- Jnr_Madison0
Fuck, that was beautiful...
- Jnr_Madison0
Mitsu, how did you know that was me?
- Mamafish0
I remember once going to watch Scotland play England at football, Hampden Park. Kilted out As true scotsman kilts with no pants, swallowing bottles of cheap cider at my mums house before we caught the train through to Glasgow. Anyway my mum had just got this brand new beige suit and my mate,( let's not embarrass him) by calling him,say, Colin Watson, farted so loud that my mum thought someone had knocked on the front door. When he stood up to leave he'd left a huge riptide skidmark on my mothers new beige suit. dirty bastard., my mums still hasn't got rid of that stain properly, even Mr Muscles winae shift it. Cider. It brill
- stimuli0
It's cider time. Let's get fucking ripped.
- Tattie0
Fookin A Man!
PS. Headshot Ha!
- stimuli0
You've got a rail gun up yer arse. Oof!
- Tattie0
Ouch!
I fink I've a few rockets up there already...