The Apocalypse
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- CL0
(CL wakes up)
huh? boy oh.....
shit, wheres my wallet?
ewww,....why am bleeding down there?
- frow0
And thank you for your affirmation that Bible Prophecy is true...
"and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake."
- TransFatty0
oh mY GAWD !!!
im converting TOO !! ,,,,,oh my..god...my fat....my fat.....wait, you're not J___________
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- brooke0
Agnostics & fanatics alike, everyone has a right to their own opinion. No one's preaching here; just giving their own opinion.
So stop it.
- Danski0
The concept of god as the "big beard in the sky" is outmoded in my opinion.
With that thought, I've created a monster. I'm going to leave this joke thread gone bad to the carnivorous pirahna pool.
- CL0
you know, frow, that's the best tag line I've ever heard....that's priceless,.....ever consider putting that type of marketing into use for yourself?
- Mal0
and the lord said unto the good shepard "fuck off this is cattle country"
- TransFatty0
LMAO@MAL
- InVivio0
Frow,
You can take solice in the idea that your enemies will be tortured by the mighty hand of YHWH for disagreeing with your interpretation of a collection of ancient texts.
- frow0
hmmm... outburst? Ok, I'm preaching and having "outbirsts".
(chuckle)
- shift0
I said it once and I'll say it again.
Jesus esta en Tijuana!!!
- CL0
in all seriousness, frow and others, we're just testing you, champ....we're from, uh (points to sky) that, uh, big floating beard mothership that you can only see when the cash register is working....pretty soon, we're going to have to teleport back to Marduk and blow this clamshell apart, so, uh, can you help a brother put with a few G's? heh
- Mal0
- frow0
InVivio you're reading from 1 Opinions again. Or was that 2 Hezitations?
- frow0
Ah... the gothic caricutres that have no precedent in scripture are at an all time high in this thread. Woohooooooooo!
- CL0
love to stick around frow, but, here, this might help you out a bit in your travels....
http://www.byzant.com/kabbalah/s…
peace to all peoples and nations of the earth, may you food be well cooked and free of genetically altered pork
- frow0
Bottom Line: I love Jesus. He's radically changed my heart. I have a relationship with Him. I've know Him since December of 1992. I believe His word is true and I, and many others I know have been transformed by it's power. My faith is intellectual and personal. I will never force my beliefs on another. I will, however, respond to it's critics... as I have in this thread.
I love you.
- Mal0
may your respective Gods go with you.
- legspin0
caricutres?
pah!
Sounds rather exotic - is it a special word?