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Never...
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- MX_OnD0
...trust the postman with red eyes either
- MX_OnD0
...tell your best friend's mum you fancy HER mum
- petzi0
...eat 5 kebab in 1 night...
- pagedown0
...pet your poodle in public
- MX_OnD0
...leave the house if you did eat 5 kebabs the night before (oh m'n! I'd forgotten all about that petzi...still they were good dönners)
- theflow0
...crack a sly one off thinking your housemates have left for work, only to go downstairs to find them sat on the sofa pissing themselves cos they can't be arsed to go in today.
- MX_OnD0
...try to buy shoes in schuh on north bridge edinburgh cos they are a bunch of lazy cu-nts who won't serve you beofre next year
- pagedown0
...forget her name at that point when you need to remember it.
- Dita0
...listen to clients!
- mitsu0
forget her birthday or God forbid, your anniversary!