michael jackson blood bath
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- JazX0
what a goof LOL
- unknown0
mmm expensive cows.
My Voodoo doctor is far more reasonable..
- CL0
- JazX0
MJ has lost it. Get this? I once attended a parade for him in the African country of Namibia (SW Africa). He was praised like he was a freaking GOD. He donated like 10 million US Dollars to these corrupt country leaders there. I was just shaking my head the whole time. All he kept saying, on stage, was I love the children, love the children. Now I know why? Very weird experience.
- Bio0
how many cows did he sacrifice?
FORTY TWO!!!
hahahaha. even the witch doctors know the secret power of the number 42!
and how many people were on the list? "Spielberg, music mogul David Geffen and 23 other people ..."
that's right. 23 (other people). but STILL!! the numbers don't lie people! 42 AND 23 together. this can't be good.
- k0na_an0k0
dude, i'm with you on that man. scary. take 23 other people (weird #) plus 2, add in 42 cows... that's 67. plus the number of nose jobs michael has had (599). and you get
666.
unholy satanic satanists batman!
- Bio0
we're doomed.
- k0na_an0k0
in order to save ourselves we must sacrifice 43 virgins, 3 cans of spam, 2 boxes of glazed donuts, and 2 pcs.
it is the only way.
only problem is i don't even know ONE virgin.
damn whores.
- Bio0
well, i know a dude who is a virgin.
can we use him?
- k0na_an0k0
he'll do. now we just need 40 some more.
- poopmonkey0
i know one too, his name is eric ;)
-this is breeding by the way.
- drqshadow0
That little pop-up in the sidebar about Michael Jackson urban legends is pretty interesting...
- thecrab0
Don't say such things about me Bio!
I thought it was our secret =)
- Bio0
aaron, hehe. you bastard.
well, you might could get away with calling me a virgin... but i think my exwife might be offended. haha. but thanks for thinking of me!crab, man... everybody knows you are a slut. you get more action than a Backstreet boy. =)
- thecrab0
U are right Bio
I am such a slut
Well that makes two of us ;)
- luke0
i think they should leave him alone in peace
- thecrab0
One of Michaels greatest songs is called ' Leave Me Alone'
It was a great videoclip toocan anyone remember this?
- Bio0
sluts of the world UNITE!
as for the leaving him alone thing. . . well, yea. as long as he isn't dangling his kid over a balcony or participating in the black arts, or fondling young boys. then i think he should be left alone.
whatever. i really coulndt care less about him.
- thecrab0
M J told me he felt the same way about U, Bio
Not my point of view ofcourse
I tried to defend U but he just wouldn't listen!
- ok_static0
LOL
The saga continues...