Sheep next door???
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- waynepixel
My next door Neighbours have just got a big fucking sheep in there garden.
I got up this morning and went out in the garden thinking that a big dog. then! fuck me its a sheep.
we just looked at one other??
- 4cY0
you said fuck me cuz it's a sheep?
you need help, bro!
- mitsu0
hmmm, i used to prank call people telling them their cows were in my garden... never thought of the sheep angle... much funnier.
so you two just looked at each other eh?
- waynepixel0
It the reel thing its in my next door Neighbours garden.
so you two just looked at each other eh?
I dont now what to say but it big and its a sheep????
- 4cY0
do you dream about it at night?
do you stare at it from the window?
- jh0
there are sheep in the field next door to my studio - never thought that would be something to mention on NT
- waynepixel0
there are sheep in the field next door to my studio - never thought that would be something to mention on NT
Ya in a field that where i thought and do see them.
Anyway I went out again to see the sheep. It look a bit pissed off with its small garden it keep walking around in circles. I think its a bit mental in the head. It keep shearing at me and walking an circles. I think it need a friend sheep.
- unknown0
Holy fuk this thread is getting more and more bizzarre by the second...
So...you think it need friend sheep eh?
hmmm, mickey mouse wrist watch
- unknown0
just go an fuck it...
wont come in your garden then
hahaha
- coco_escabar0
I have a mickey mouse wrist watch thats really old... I wonder if i can sell it on ebay?
You think you could sell a sheep on ebay? I dont see why not. You'd probably have to get a special courrier to ship it though, unless they came and picked it up. Then you'd probably want to give it a nice bath and haircut to make sure it looked nice before they saw it and decided it was an ugly sheep and didn't give you their money... They you would have to go back and report them as a Non Paying Bidder. It takes forever to get your mone back from listing fees for NPB's so that would suck.... I guess its not such a good Idea to list sheep on ebay... might turn into a hassle.
- waynepixel0
You think you could sell a sheep on ebay?
Maybe but they might no something is missing. Like the big fucking sheep in there garden.
I rang my friend today and told him I got a big sheep living next door to me.
He siad that we should get the sheep stoned one day.
- JazX0
I used to have donkeys and hyenas and desert baboons in my yard when I lived in Africa. They scared the shit out of me actually, especially at night, when I thought the donkeys were baboons. Baboons are clever as hell and will F' you up. I hated that part of it.
- unknown0
You said it "keeps shearing at me"
freudian slip?
think about it, its dinner that mows your lawn.
- mitsu0
sheep eat teh heads off grass skirts. smokem' wig wam. shearing heads teh shizznitzorz!
- unknown0
mitsu??&*$%
- waynepixel0
ya that a good idea.
i might ask if the sheep would like too come over to my garden to do the lawn.
I could also get a free leg of lam out of it when now one is looking. I could replace his missing leg with LEGO which I saw done on a torturous once on TV Blue Peter I think.
Now one would no the deference right. I am good with LEGO
- mitsu0
"I could replace his missing leg with LEGO which I saw done on a torturous once on TV Blue Peter I think."
wtehf?