Spam Revenge
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- Bio
right, so i saw something a while back where a dude responded to spam email with some crazy shit. i decided i would do the same.
i got an email telling me that there was a classy and attractive 22 yr old female who wanted to get to know me, so i responded with this:
Thanks for the kind email.
I am fresh out of prison and interested in getting to know you.I am 65 years old, but once you get to know me, I think that you will be able to get past the burn marks and learn to love and respect me.
We could be so good together. I like attractive young women. They are why I was in prison in the first place though, so I have to be careful. Don't ever make me angry because I don't like being angry. Why don't I call you? Where do you live? What is your address? Can I bring a buddy? He needs a place to crash. He is clean, but don't look him directly in the eye. He only has one good eye. Once you get to know him, he is... mostly good. Just don't talk to him unless he talks to you first.
Let's meet.
I am free all day every day.
Enrique
- mayo0
um...um... *walks away*
- ok_static0
Wow Bio, didn't know your real name was Enrique...
:)
- mayo0
hahahaha
- Bio0
mork mork.
i enjoyed that waaaaay too much.
i hope they write back.
- jox0
bwahahaha that's awesome. Loved the "don't look him directly in the eye" :D
- ok_static0
I bet they will.
Or at least I will, I'm interested to meet your one-eye friend.
Fiend.
- monkeyshine0
The sad thing is that by responding you've probably made your situation worse. I wish a hacker would come up with a really good payback. I'd pay alot of money. I got an email last night that showed a woman getting it on with a horse. I'd personally string up the person who hit the send button on that one.
- Bio0
static,
my friend (fiend) will be most happy to meet you. he prefers young guys... so i hope that you are younger than 25yrs old.
if not, then he might treat you... poorly.
mwahahahahaha
- Bio0
monkeyshine, i used an alternate email, it doesnt matter if they spam that one. heheh.
see? i am a smart kid sometimes. =)
- ok_static0
Hmm....
- mayo0
just smile and nod at the bald man ok_static
- Bio0
he isn't bald, but yea... you'd better smile when he talks to you.