Fortune Cookies
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- archinoid
I need fortunes for some fortune cookies for my wedding. What do you guys have? I'll start it off:
"Help, I'm being kept prisoner in a Chinese bakery"
Go with it!
- unknown0
Your testicles will swell to the size of beach balls.
:P
- archinoid0
after one reaction, let me reitterate:
FOR A WEDDING.
Keep it family!
Funny though
- unknown0
Doh sorry, stupid me! he he
How about...
A dubious friend may be an enemy in camouflage.
* A fresh start will put you on your way.
* A friend is a present you give yourself.
* A new perspective will come with the new year. (2)
* A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
* A soft voice may be awfully persuasive.
* A truly rich life contains love and art in abundance.
* Advice, when most needed, is least heeded.
* All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
* Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
* Because you demand more from yourself, others respect you deeply.
* Competence like yours is underrated.
* Congratulations! You are on your way.
* Dedicate yourself with a calm mind to the task at hand.
* Disbelief destroys the magic.
* Distance yourself from the vain.
* Do not be intimidated by the eloquence of others.
* Do not make extra work for yourself.
* Don't confuse recklessness with confidence. (2)
* Emulate what you admire in your parents. (2)
* Emulate what you respect in your friends.
* Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.
* Get your mind set...confidence will lead you on.
* Good news will come to you by mail.
* Good to begin well, better to end well.
* He who knows he has enough is rich.
* How you look depends on where you go.
* If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.
* If certainty were truth, we would never be wrong.
* It is honorable to stand up for what is right, however unpopular it seems.
* It is worth reviewing some old lessons.
* It takes courage to admit fault.
* Meditation with an old enemy is advised.
* Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
* New ideas could be profitable.
* Now is a good time to buy stock.
* Protective measures will prevent costly disasters.
* Others can help you now.
* Resting well is as important as working hard.
* Savor your freedom -- it is precious.
* Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
* Self-knowledge is a life long process.
* Small confidences mark the onset of a friendship.
* Take the high road.
* The strong person understands how to withstand substantial loss.
* The truly generous share, even with the undeserving.
* Those who care will make the effort.
* Use your eloquence where it will do the most good.
* "Welcome" is a powerful word.
* You are a person of another time.
* You are a talented storyteller. (2)
* You are in good hands this evening.
* You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
* You are solid and dependable.
* You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
* You have a shrewd knack for spotting insincerity.
* You have exceeded what was expected.
* You have the power to write your own fortune.
* You love chinese food.
* You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world.
* You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
* You will always be surrounded by true friends.
* You will be successful in your work.
* You will be unusually successful in business.
* You will have gold pieces by the bushel.
* You will inherit a large sum of money.
* Your abilities are unparalleled.
* Your ability is appreciated.
* Your dificulties will strengthen you.
* Your dreams are worth your best efforts to achieve them.
* Your first love has never forgotten you.
* Your home is the center of great love.
* Your leadership qualities will be tested and proven.
* Your life will get more and more exciting.
* Your love of music will be an important part of your life.
* Your mind is your greatest asset.
* Your quick wits will bet you out of a tough situation.
- Mal0
That was'nt chicken.
- k0na_an0k0
apu, today you will be robbed
- k0na_an0k0
tomorrow, the last plop will be your wallet
- loudubs0
you've got SARS
- baasch0
Those are some good fortunes pixelfrog. May I borrow them as well? I'm working on a project for my personal site and could use a few more good ones.
Check it out...
http://www.baasch.com/projects/f…
- Bio0
your children are making faces at eachother.
OUCH!!!! was that REALLY necessary!?!?!?!?
- mayo0
"you weren't going to be invited, but we needed even numbers for catering purposes."
- Jamesh0
Your wife will leave you for your uncle ned.
- Duane0
sorry, please try again.
- Nirvous0
* 3, 2, 1 ...
* Your life will be filled with questions
* Your children hate you
* Welcome to the jungle