my first segway
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- rd11
...no, i didn't get one.
but I saw my first one in NYC today.
they really don't look all that safe.
- k0na_an0k0
you should have thrown a stick in front of that a-holes tire then taken that pile of shit for a test drive.
- mitsu0
on the forfront of safety:
- rd110
and she was driving down the middle of the street. Shit, if I was on one of those things, I'd be going straight down the sidewalk.
"excuse me, pardon me, out of my way, coming through."
- mitsu0
was she hot? did you get her digits? it is that time of year you know.
- Gorbie0
I just got a Segway.
Got dice hanging off the handle bars, and dropped that shit. Now she sittin on triple-gold d's.
- rd110
umm no, I don't think she was that hot...
what would be a good pick up line though?
- mitsu0
ask her if she knows what they say about chicks that ride segways...
then hold her in suspense by telling her you'll tell her over a cafe latte at the local coffe-shop...
more of an ice breaker than a pickup line really.