can i kidnap you?
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- Bio
i think that i should just kidnap one of you and force you to take my designs and make them "interactive". i am tired of slaving over my personal shit only to learn that there was a better way to do it. actionscript smackshunsnipt.
so who wants to live in my closet and be my codemonkey slave? i will give you beer, food, weed, lube and a towel, movies to watch, cigarettes and access to NT for when you have questions.
you can think of it as an all expense paid vacation. only you cant leave until everything is done. anyone up for this?
i will give you extra rations if you sing me to sleep.
- lemon7140
it puts the lotion in the basket....
- kpl0
I'm interested, but I was wondering. will you violate my bunghole?
- pr20
off course the problem is that every morning we all will have to come out of the closet...
- Bio0
well, your bungholes are safe. i wont violate them unless you are dressed as a slutty nurse, and then it would be safer for you not to apply.
and after some more thinking, you dont have to stay in the closet. you can work in the computer room and come out to eat and chill with a spliff.
(it puts the tween on the mc)
- shellie0
i guess im not the right applicant then. im an extremely slutty nurse.
- Bio0
DOH!
then i must formally retract my previous statement.
slutty nurses are welcome and encouraged to apply.
i guess it doesnt hurt to feed the disease. mwahahahaha*hacksputter*
- mitsu0
"it puts the lotion in the basket.... "
haha
- schjetne0
Will you provide me with porno?
- JazX0
HAA HAA LOL!!
- theGeneral0
what kind of beer?
p.s. i have a beautiful singing voice and i know lots of lullabies.
- shellie0
im still waiting to be kidnaped.
- crapmeister0
an offer no-one can resist