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- sexypixel
monastery. You are welcome here
as long as you like, but you may not speak until I
direct you to do so".
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5
years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine,
you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard Bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We
will get you a better bed."
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was
called by the Priest."You may say another two words, Sister Mary
Katherine."
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the
Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the
Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may
Say two words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've
done fuck all but moan since you've been here, you wingeing cunt.
- ikbenvanrijn0
a classic, but still funny :)