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- moldero0
i have asshole cream all over my arm because i got stung by a Portuguese man o war today.
- ouch dude. you aight?cbass99
- stung by a Portuguese man?? wat? asshole cream? Arm? LOLpango
- it stung like a mother fucker, it wrapped all over my arm, its good now though, i guess this hemorrhoid cream works like they saidmoldero
- the sting fucks with your heart for a couple hoursmoldero
- it felt like someone was squeezing itmoldero
- Who or what is a Portuguese man?!?pango
- http://upload.wikime…juanluisgarcia
- We use to drench our arm with vinegar from the local Subway sandwich shop.HijoDMaite
- yikes. those fuckers are dangerous. tigers got nothing on them.jaylarson
- the ocean fights back!sea_sea
- Moldy... I'd pee on your arm any day. just so you know.pango
- sweet!moldero
- I did an asshole cream this morning after those quasedillas last night********
- LOL @ pango********
- Opened qbn and my co-worker walked passed, looked over my should, read this comment out loud and said "asshole cream, nice"********
- lolmoldero
- ********5
Alex's Dad is very impressed with his responsive menus...
- Proud Dads thread.Al_dizzle
- aawwBen99
- menu never collapsesmonospaced
- this is actually sweetgeorgesIII
- that totally made me smile...exador1
- mekk0
Set, some ideas for your pin shop, too:
- Nipple, obviously
- A Bullet
- Cheeseburger
- Zebra Structure, animal structures (fur, etc)
- poop hole (just invert the nipple graphic)
- Beer glass- You mean Ben?pango
- It's mine now********
- lolGnash
- https://instagram.co…mrpt
- stoplying2
I don't always listen to jazz, but when I do it's the latest from Kamasi Washington. Wow.
- stop lyingjuanluisgarcia
- i hate myselfjuanluisgarcia
- https://open.spotify…juanluisgarcia
- not heard this before. very nice.Gnash
- juanluisgarcia0
so i guess i'm pretty much used to the new qbn. i don't even think about how much i hate not having the response button
- jk, i still hate that they got rid of itjuanluisgarcia
- Please contact the complain department.pango
- bklyndroobeki1
I've been waking up at 5:30/6 in the morning, for the past month. Not sure what it means, they say it's optimal time to jump out of bed. Does anyone get up this early to start their day?
- I've resisted it and try to go back to sleep.bklyndroobeki
- I get up then -- a vestige of when my kids were tiny. I'm used you it now. The down side is that I'm knackered by 10pm.Gnash
- *used TO it. ugh.Gnash
- ^ same here. I'm going solo soon... and plan to work from 6am to 3pm. My real productive hours in a day...OBBTKN
- I have been too, but it's because I am overwhelmed with things to do so my body won't let me sleep :(monospaced
- 6:30 because kid goes to schoolmoldero
- I think I'm going to start my day tomorrow at 5:30 and stick with it for a while, and see how things go. I like the idea of being up when the rest of the citybklyndroobeki
- is sleeping. Getting a head start.bklyndroobeki
- It doesn't mean anything********
- pinkfloyd0
Man, a tenant said she's going to off herself because nobody wants to help with her book. She's a bit hard to get along with and now she's saying she's going to shoot herself because no one is supportive. She wants me to build her a blog, book cover, retweet her twitter posts, follow her on twitter. I said that's too much, and I can't do all that.
- so you killed her... great.monospaced
- loldirtydesign
- never lolpinkfloyd
- so how's the cougar situation going?Gnash
- best sex everpinkfloyd
- lol @monobklyndroobeki
- let's not put that on my conscious, it's not my fault what she does, i'm there for support, but i'm not doing all thatpinkfloyd
- get your cock sucked and gtfo********
- dat granny poonpinkfloyd
- sucks... I doubt she'll do anythingmonospaced
- Ben990
If you're 39 y-o today, you're as old as Mel Gibson was when he filmed Braveheart in 1995.- If you're 39 today you will be 40 in one year. Unless you die, you will then be dead.********
- If you're 39 today then you'll be 39 today and if you're not 39 today then you'll be a different age. Thanks for coming in.********
- Potato MittensBen99
- If you're 39 today you will be 40 in one year. Unless you die, you will then be dead.
- HijoDMaite1
Fred,
I am reaching out to you to touch base so we can shift a paradigm and leverage a best practice to join a tiger team. There are a lot of moving parts here, so we need you to be on-board and buy-in. It's gotta be scalable so we can take it to the next level.
Please advise.
Thanks in advance.
Best,
Cheers,
Jerry B. Jargon
Initech Inc.
P: 760-555-5923
F: 760-555-5541
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-sent from my Blackberry Pearl 8100
- Benfal busts a nut.********
- Tiger teams are the worst you can fight withBen99
- Blackberry Pearl, coulda guessed that!monospaced
- Fred is not replying to this important Email so i will have to take this off-line and ping him later...HijoDMaite
- Did you circle back on this action item?cannonball1978
- no cannonball, it was just a "one-off"HijoDMaite
- Benfal busts a nut.
- Ben990
Saw a special presentation of the movie The Shining last evening on a big screen in a theatre. What a great movie! Saw it many times, but still amaze every time. And it was a live-commented screening by a film director with lots of facts and story from the movie.
- did you wear your bottons?Gnash
- Have you seen the doc ROOM 237 about the film? Worth a watch.stoplying
- no hehe :P
didnt want to look like a geek with buttons on my tshirt... on a jeans jacket maybe. but its summer now, so no jacket.Ben99 - @stoplying, i know in my watchlist in my Netflix. I will for sure!Ben99
- VectorMasked0
I just found out something which is pretty sad, pathetic and a little disturbing.
Apparently an ex-employer is using my name to get business, and I left 3 years ago. They are using my name in proposals I would assume as the lead designer since they don't hire anybody with over 2 years of experience and no one stays for more than 4 months it seems. Even the other partners couldn't take his crap anymore and left that place before I did. Looks like they need to put someone in there with some credible experience and some seniority.
They have struggled since I left it apparently.
What to do... what to do... the guy running that place is literally unstable and mentally ill, and spent my last year in there threatening me to sue me for anything imaginable. One of the last things he said in my last few hours there was "if you ever do anything to us or take a client with you, I'll come after you and sue your ass motherf*****".
Don't think a polite and straight-forward email would solve anything. And quite frankly and I don't want anything to do with them anymore. Went through the worse time of my life during my stay there and 3 years ago I decided to quit and put that experience behind and never remember it.
- lawyer upinteliboy
- what intel saysjuanluisgarcia
- glitter bombutopian
- you need more proof, send someone in to get viable proof. record it or something. get the proposal proof. document n lawyer, go over any old contracts if signedyurimon
- Time for a solid beat up in the parking. Wear a mask.Ben99
- If he's actually landed any clients and it can be reasonably assumed you were a factor in them signing on...three words: Where's. My. Cut?Gucci
- A friend knows someone who received this Proposal a few days ago. This someone recognized my name and asked my friend why my name was there.VectorMasked
- This proposal is a private document, but I still asked my friend if he could ask that someone to send me the proposal or at least the pages where I am in.VectorMasked
- I'd take that as a compliment but definitely would call Saul and tell him all about it.bklyndroobeki
- What do you guys think at the fact that I am currently residing at another country for another year or two? So dealing with this might be a little difficult.VectorMasked
- Explicitly state on your website that you've left that company (via resume or bio)
They're probably googling you to see your work anyway.bklyndroobeki
- fourth1
We hired a new designer and she leaves her ipad\iphone notifications on max volumne. And she has this huge metal bracelet that goes KLANG KLANG KLATCH as she types. Cmon people!
- I can't stand that bracelet thing either, I used to sit near someone who wore them every day.monospaced
- Sucks, but raise you a Pinkfloyd's kitchen ghoulGnash
- sounds like the guy behind me who thinks his fingers are deadmau5 beatscbass99
- the proper procedure is to amplify the sounds she makes via a microphone n speakers. this will go beyond her tolerance n make her stopyurimon
- give her the nickname, 'bangles.' Then every time time you here one of her notifications yell out, "BANGLES, YOU HAVE A TEXT!"Gnash
- she'll be good in no timeGnash
- LOL at "Bangles"mrpt
- lolbklyndroobeki
- A+ post, would read againpinkfloyd
- Ugh.... I hate the sound of finger nail hitting the keyboard....pango
- Like a cat with a bell.********
- tap tap bang bangbklyndroobeki
- hahaha keep that shit down banglesMilan
- we [QBN] all knows monospaced people that eat ice and chew it... moar than anything else .. everything he hates is regular yayhooraye-pill
- ^^^ *monospaced HATES people that eat ice at work while he posts on QBN!!!* ^^^e-pill
- I love eating ice....pango
- Say something then rather than whining about it on the internet. Shes obviously got no social awareness but I'm sure she'll realise if you politely point it out********
- Ben996
Just got the officiel seal of approval from the QBN Masters.
QBN pins and magnets are back in the shop! :D Check the category 'websites' in the shop menu.
- ++++++++++
thanks QBN!!moldero - nice :)Gnash
- :)sea_sea
- wow awesomesauce!!! but stop with teh copying artwork.. unless we {qbn'ers} put you on same level as brett bash.. oi wow awesome sauce!!! you got the approval!!e-pill
- love yah benny!!
-ee-pill - Members get free ones, right?********
- copying artwork? no. thanks epillBen99
- QBN gods have shown mercy
They gave us Vimeo
Now they give us pinsernexbcn - Would Recommend!!
http://imgur.com/gHe…
Thanks Ben!ghandolf
- ++++++++++
- melharrison0
pina colada
- http://media.giphy.c…moldero
- even though fake profile
http://i.imgur.com/7…
http://i.imgur.com/6…moldero - how do people get invites without someones approval?yurimon
- take a wild fucking guessmonospaced
- can you answer yu cunt rag or jus shutapyurimon
- https://www.facebook…sea_sea
- it's so fucking obvious you've got to be missing half your brain to not figure it out, holy shit you are an idiot yurimonmonospaced
- ********0
Ben, can you add these to your shop?
- YES!!!pango
- hey hey, not without royalties on the why is this not true?yurimon
- Different font though.monospaced
- ask for a custom order on the website :)Ben99
- ********0
does QBN support soundcloud?
https://soundcloud.com/secretlyc…
- pinkfloyd0
so confused
- sea_sea7
so i'm off to greece, egypt and israel for a few weeks. hope i make it back. just in case, i shall assign hearers to my qbn t-shirts and buttons. peace out. ;)
- Have funpinkfloyd
- nice!moldero
- yay! you're gonna have a great time!scarabin
- watch out for snakes!moldero
- Thanks guys. :) pink, moldy and spike get first dibs.sea_sea
- wewt!scarabin
- bon voyage!uan
- thank you!sea_sea
- Have fun, C's!! post pics :)PonyBoy
- i will, kinda, cause i suck at posting pics! lol xosea_sea
- prolly some on instagram tho ;) @sea_sea_ortizsea_sea
- if you're in jerusalem drop me line :) qbn drinks?renderedred
- Don't forget your towel!pango
- i wanna do jerusalem somedayscarabin
- i hope someone's name is jerusalem...pango
- goldieboy0
Just been chatting to a friend of mine who's grandfather passed away this weekend. Some dude called Lennie Merullo... I knew she had family in the states and spent a lot of time there but never knew she had sporting legends in her family.