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- kona1
Been at this company for almost 11 months without issue.
Late last week 2 of my direct reports, one who sits next to me, and another who sit kitty-corner, pulled me aside to talk about the coworker who sits directly across from me.
Nice lady whom I've never had issue with. They complain she always hums the same 2 notes, is always on her phone, talks to and mumbles to herself constantly throughout the day, fidgets, spills at least one soda per day... the list went on. I told them we're all adults and to get over it (in nicer terms).
2 weeks later I'm about to jump out the fucking window, not before tearing my hair out at the roots. Since they brought it up it's all I can hear and focus on while at work. Before it was maybe white noise, now it's a fog horn in my ear 9-5.
Noise canceling headphones here I come.
- Can't remember, are you back in the city?mg33
- and check out the healthy thread!mg33
- Yeah but, is she hot?Maaku
- I feel your pain. I just work from home more and more to get away.monospaced
- I work from home just so i don't have to wear pants...
fuck pants!pango - People get together to talk about it before simply asking her to stop... Weird********
- ^ My first question: " Have you brought this up with her?"
Ugh... no.
le sighkona - mg33. Yes I'm in the city! 500W Madison. We should meet for lunch.kona
- On my experience many people forget they're not the only fucking person on the planet, and if it's brought up in a friendly manner she'll stop as she probably..********
- Doesn't realise...********
- hahahaha. oh man. i'm sorry.iCanHazQBN
- sureshot2
I just realized my uncle looks like a human version of Winnie the Pooh.
- Is there a rumbly in his tumbly?stoplying
- Always. Same belly too.sureshot
- my theater director in high school both talked and sang like winnie the pooh. it was hilarious to get notes from him.sarahfailin
- aww********
- Winnie the Pooh is a girl!MrT
- what? no way? she a transvestite? she looks like a dude.sureshot
- every bear looks like a dude! just like every dog. and every cat looks like a pussy.pango
- I had to Google it. You're right, winnie the pooh is actually a girl. Well fuck me, that's a game changer.********
- Conflicting information here, upon first Google it says in fact it was a girl but this article suggests the character was a boy but the bear he was...********
- ...named after was a girl.
http://www.bbc.co.uk…******** - Just sent this to the girlfriend but my phone autocorrected girl to fork. I like the idea that winnie the pooh wasn't a girl or a boy but in fact a fork.********
- lol @ set, news to me too!monospaced
- this is interesting!sureshot
- utopian0
I know that yuekit is lurking in the ###### thread.
- Ben990
I was daydreaming this morning and was asking myself how many things i could destroy with my hands and feets around the office, without any tools. And surprisingly, i think i could make a loooots of damage around here, stuff are really easy to break when you think about it.
This is violent a little. Sorry.
- you are a vicious beast with defense kills like no other and you must always keep your potential for physical damage in mind, no matter what you do.monospaced
- Ben. with great power comes great responsibilitypango
- :DBen99
- < post of the yeargarbage
- i_monk1
This will be a weekend of whisky sours and dark & stormies.
- stoplying0
Just got to see Ben Stein speak at an event - he was awesome. Smart, funny and a really funny speaking style. He never stops or pauses talking - except to take a drink. He went on straight for almost 50 minutes. And he started off with:
- If I remember correctly, he's a pro-bush hardcore republican which turned me off of him for a whike_niko
- Plus he doesn't believe in evolution_niko
- he's a fucking moron. from that stupid expelled movie he put out, to his constant flubs as a talking head on the news.garbage
- his take on the michael brown shooting: he wasn't unarmed, he was "armed with his incredibly strong, scary self."garbage
- sarahfailin2
I'm going back to New Orleans for Mardi Graaas!! fuck yeah!
- OBBTKN0
Going solo to see this year's ciclocross race in town
- garbage-4
i just realized how "heroes" and "herpes" are literally one letter apart. kind of makes you think.
also i'm very high and i need a cheeseburger.
- Heroin and heroine.monospaced
- oooo, nice one.garbage
- also this is the first time i've downvoted myself. feels good, you guys should try it.garbage
- MrT0
Euphemism of the day:
'yachting'
- I won't forget the first time I saw a dog do this.hotroddy
- realized itchy asses transcends animal kingdomhotroddy
- my roommate's dog does this, and i can't express how much i hate it. google "anal sac impaction". or don't, because you can probably guess.garbage
- Yep, pretty filthy. Calling it yachting though... lolMrT
- http://i.imgur.com/y…utopian
- ********-2
Today is 12/05/2015...
...one of those weird numeric days, numbersguy.
_~
- pango-1
i'm scared of babies.....
- rosemary's?Gnash
- What?pango
- alimony?yurimon
- http://i.huffpost.co…scarabin
- Just remember they're even more scared of you.monospaced
- What if they are not? What if it's reall their disguise?!?!? O_Opango
- what if babies aren't really small, they're just really far away???scarabin
- Whoa Shiet!pango
- https://www.youtube.…Gnash
- @scarabin
https://www.youtube.…garbage
- ********0
Villainy is unattractive.
- Elpadaro-1
I'm back again.
- mg332
Saw Dave Chapelle live tonight in Chicago. Hilarious show. Small venue too with only 800 person capacity. He's been doing shows all week and filming a special or something.
- he is no longer funny2002
- @2002 you were at the same show?Krassy
- 800 is small?bainbridge
- PonyBoy-6
gilgamush still around? (you here, gilg?)
- Jehovah's Witness like you?2002
- got a prob twenty aught two?PonyBoy
- He's like DrWho. can reincarnate but only got limited times. and he used up all his reincarnate chances.pango
- ah... bummer... I happen to be up in NH and had a question relating to the area he lives (I grew up here... but haven't lived here in 20 years)PonyBoy
- bainbridge0
I'm more comfortable hanging out with women than just dudes.
- Same here. other than the admiration for ass and titties, I don't have a lot of relatable interest with most dudes.pango
- Cars? not my thing, sports? i like sport but don't like watching them. what else is there?pango
- Totally. Me too.monospaced
- we should totally hang out and watch sex and the cityscarabin
- Got me..... Not a fan of sex in the city too.pango
- haha. can't say i've ever seen one myselfscarabin
- MMA... nope. don't like oily man hugging pounding each other...pango
- I have one female friend.sureshot
- georgesIII0
It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.
- upvoted, whatever it ismoldero
- isn't that every year?Gnash
- Info : https://en.wikipedia…Ben99
- moldero1
I was shooting some b-roll for a doc at the beach this morning when I panned and seen a chick in a bikini washing her hair with shampoo in the ocean.
- an hour later people found hundreds of dead fish floating around the beach...pango
- i love it when people use the word "seen" instead of "saw."cbass99
- can not be unseen...pango
- Something so unexpected and sexy about that. Totally painted a scene with that sentence. Thanks!monospaced
- mono, i'm attributing your comment to pango's initial response.imbecile
- HomelessCOTD********
