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- Ben990
that website http://minimums.com is a festival of hipsters that shows themselve off and a festival consumerism and materialism. this is fucking empty and souless.
- "The most interesting possessions of the world’s most interesting people."
Nice find.******** - "The most useless shit of the world's most uninteresting people"Ben99
- and the website is call 'Minimums' like its something about minimalism. its everything but minimalism.Ben99
- i thought it was "mini mums" like a brittish show about tiny motherssarahfailin
- would have been more interestingBen99
- Unimportant people with egos and too much hair product.********
- They don't own things. Things own them.Ben99
- i must be old. i don't get what it was. got bored and left********
- "The most interesting possessions of the world’s most interesting people."
- Ben99-1
That dude from Silicon Valley (tv show) found a nice lady to be in couple with
- Douche Bag Hipstersutopian
- count to 5 till some jealous basement dwellers start criticizing themgeorgesIII
- Utopian was in there before 5********
- diggin it********
- He's getting pretty successful.********
- He's really good at playing that guys no one likes.pango
- she's cute. he coupled well.Gnash
- georgesIII-1
get home after a long hard work day,
the sun is slowly going down on the horizon,As soon as I pass the door I feel something isn't right,
my wife is sitting down in the ensuite with a half empty bottle of red wine on her lap,I try to speak up but all I can produce is a high pitched sound similar to the chipmunk,
"Hey everything alright bae"
She looks at me, start trembling and sobbing,
I come closer as the sun is setting and the darkness around me is growing, I can only manage to see her beautiful sharp features,she finally raises her chin, her eyes are now devoid of emothins,
"Hey G, I can't handle it anymore, I just can't, I have to let it out"
what's wrong QtPi I reply,
"I feel so ashame, I know I should have told you before, but I didn't think it was important until now"
What is it bae? just tell me...
and this is how I discovered that my wife used to collect erasers,
>> All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
- What? Why eraser?pango
- cause I couldn't find something stupider to write about :)georgesIII
- I like how you included "ensuite" in there.********
- wait is erasers a euphemism for cocks?_niko
- lol nikohotroddy
- Maaku1
1. Smoke your joint,
2. Take a shower,
3. Then a cup of coffee.If you do it in that order you can totally get away with smoking before work and being productive.
- I hate having a shower after a joint.detritus
- first 2 are always the sequence..autoflavour
- The shower helps you wake up, you'd still be high tho.Maaku
- A shower scrubs the high and leaves a nice lingering buzz, I hear that..!********
- I like to smoke right before I step out the door, on top of smoking before a shower :)monospaced
- if you take a shower after the joint, your shower would last at least 50% longer because your high affeel
- *you're hehehfeel
- you had it right the first time with yourmonospaced
- i just take a little hit before i run out the doorsarahfailin
- And be sure to gather all my stuff beforehandbezoar
- Who smokes a whole joint anymore? I would be blitzed.HijoDMaite
- You're right, I only smoke half or less, lol.Maaku
- Agree with the order, just not the going to work bit.MrT
- do people still smoke joints? i thought it was all bowls and shitGnash
- iCanHazQBN2
I just wanna eat and fuck and run on a beautiful beach and pet furry puppies and play video games and listen to music and have a drunken dance party and pass out in my bungalow. Every day. Forever.
- I want to be your friend.Maaku
- find the real you
http://www.clubmedjo…uan - isn't this moldero's life?Gnash
- I just did exactly that for 8 days in Playa Del Carmen and Tulum in the Caribbean. Aaaaah! It was perfect!Krassy
- me irl; being in paradise, inside playing video games all day! http://vignette2.wik…mekk
- http://vignette2.wik…mekk
- bainbridge3
NYC sucks.
- sarahfailin1
Oh fuck, the stock market. I'm not even going to look at my shit. It's too late to sell.
- SOON!
http://www.thestreet…utopian - I sold 65% of all of my stock at the end of las year, made my money. Like I have been saying for months...we are ready for a global meltdown and recession!utopian
- ...again.ETM
- SOON!
- utopian0
Is the stock market telling us we’re headed for a recession?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/n…- sell sell sell********
- no but you are - people like you cause crashes lolfadein11
- sell sell sell
- ********1
fun fact
"SSL certificates" is a misnomer. SSL is a protocol and is being depreciated by browsers. Most web hosts have already stopped supporting it. TLS protocol is succeeding it
- pango4
Fuck! 50% of the people are sick at the office. I'm clearly winning.
Stay home! Mofos!
- inteliboy2
back to reality after a break in LA - only ever been there for work so was nice to chill and do touristy stuff there. Tell you what though, bartenders pour fucking STRONG drinks over in the states... it's intense.
- imbecile1
Hallmark has contacted me 3 times, once directly, two other times indirectly this week.
Every reference says they want me to do 3D rendering and hand prototype greeting cards. (dream job cushiness, I love that stuff, it wouldn't be work.)
I feel like they caught wind of some of my one off pieces and want to mass produce stuff like I make... which I do specifically instead of buying stuff like theirs.
So do I leave my tumultuous love life, my beautiful flat then sell my soul to Hallmark (I hear they suck) in Kansas City?
Da fuck?
Well, maybe if the woman I rarely get to see wants to commit and move away suddenly. :/
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Sidenote:
I once turned down a job in San Francisco because of a woman, She ended up marrying some other guy.
Nice going imbecile.
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In positive news, this week I've been referred to as "like a dream" and "like no one I've ever met" from the two women that matter most to me.
Too bad only one of them knows about the other.
Salud!
- "i love that stuff, it wouldn't be work"
/threadGnash - What part of the world do you live in now? You could do it for a year and if it turns to shit just move back. A change of scenery might be good.mrpt
- (But I'm just an internet stranger. Easy for me to say.)mrpt
- Kc ain't too bad. Lots of extremely talented people at Hallmark. Sell your soul to the highest bidder.bezoar
- where in the US did you find a 'flat'?PonyBoy
- Sorry KC sucks I'd never ever move there but it's convenient if u drive across country. Good stop between ny and cashellie
- work remotely?fadein11
- LIVEJOURNALgarbage
- "i love that stuff, it wouldn't be work"
- Hayoth1
What would you do if Jessica Walsh ripped off the conceptual idea (the work was produced) of your work and started her own thing with it?
And you both have a friend is common who was involved in the original development.
- contact every single design blog simultaneously with an airtight storyimbecile
- or let it roll off my back, know she's a hack, then get back to work.imbecile
- What if you lost a book deal because she has more notoriety?Hayoth
- have a serious conversation with the common friend. find out what happened.imbecile
- Tell her fuck buddy & partner Sagmeister to shove it up their #$@utopian
- accept fate and move on, it's not worth it. too much negative stuff etc, work on the next project. concepts get stolen every day.mekk
- Not care. Because at the end of the day, I'm not the one looking like of the uglier ghosts from Auschwitz in a crap toupee.garbage
- Oh, I just saw your comments and saw this wasn't a hypothetical question. I'd be pissed. You should be pissed.garbage
- Take her to dinnerspango
- PIITBBusterBoy
- shellie2
There's a new dog in my life. His name is blueberry and he's a smedium sized hairless terrier. His ears feel like bat wings and body skin feels like newborn baby. He wears a hoodie every day, has a farmers tan and wears sunscreen. His skin is really sensitive. He's laying across my feet right now and he's attracted to body heat. He's also super fuckin fast. I'd hate to see what he'd do to a rat. Check him out:
- OBBTKN0
If i were muslim, i would go to hell one million times considering the ton of pork i ate, and the wine i drank, on the bbq this night
- < http://i.imgur.com/M…OBBTKN
- but you are not so who gives a fuck?fadein11
- might as well fuck some blokes and go for the trifecta._niko
- sureshot-3
I was just going through my Beatles collection.
- White Album on vinyl. White Album on cassette. White Album on CD. White album on vinyl again.ETM
- White album on Spotifymonospaced
- mekk-2
Saudi Arabia is banning chess. Fucking CHESS, people!
- Not banned, it will slip through like music and be 'frowned upon' by the religious goon squad. But yeah, it is silly considering Muslims made the game popular.face_melter
- it's the muslims who brought the game to europe back in ye olde timesGnash
- chess, now that's reaching ... how does this not work with that religion?monospaced
- the grand mufti said chess was “included under gambling” and was “a waste of time and money and a cause for hatred and enmity between players”.Gnash
- dude, anything can be included under gambling if people decide to bet on itmonospaced
- Maybe pawns threatening their kingdom is a bit to literal for them.IRNlun6
- OH MY GOD!!!, for a minute there I thought they banned cheese._niko
- well, pig cheese is banned...Gnash
- Pig cheese? Is that a thing?monospaced
- god i hope not, mono. sounds gross.Gnash
- It's probably perfectly fine and tasty. I mean. It's just a mill product like from cows and sheep. I just never heard of it.monospaced
- Chess is a waste of time, they're right about that at least.********
- beef and pork loaf? http://www.stanzl-sp…mekk
- ********-3
- Ben990
Amy Shumer is a fraud?
'Here’s All The Evidence Of Amy Schumer “Stealing” Jokes'
> http://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoo…
someone is in trouble...
- Women in general are just not funny. I've never come across a woman on TV or in real life and thought "that woman is funny!".iCanHazQBN
- Sigh... some of these are not rip-offs. The ones where she describes sex moves... she's not making those up. She's repeating something she heard once.mg33
- well thats sad man... I find many woman funny. I like Kristen Wiig and Amy Poehler for exempleBennn
- The sex move thing - people need proof that the comedian who talked about it before was the originator. Otherwise, there's no rip off.mg33
- Do you have any idea how many comics talk about the same things? Pop culture? Current events? Politics? There's obviously going to be some consistencymg33
- to how they react to certain things, or what they talk about.mg33
- its true, comica often talk about the same topics, its normal some jokes could look the same. must be a Buzzfeed stunt to attract hitsBennn
- Exactly.mg33
- comics talk about things relating to 'us', teh audience— so of course their shit going to overlap. Besides, it comes down to delivery of which schumer does wellPonyBoy
- Talking about the same things, and having a joke that's word-for-word the same are two different things.iCanHazQBN
- meh. you'd think a joke thief would steal funny jokes.garbage
- ^ yyepMrT
- Sarah Palin's pretty funny....pango
- Joke thief or not, she is repulsive to almost every sense********
- And yet, still not funny.monNom
- sarahfailin1
So my great aunt died earlier this year, and she had been holding onto an unopened bottle of Crown from 1973. Whiskey doesn't age inside of a bottle, but apparently Crown used to be quite a bit nicer of a whiskey back in the day. Tried it and it was great! Like up there with Angel's Envy.- Those are worth $12,000 unopened.iCanHazQBN
- duuude... ahaha... you opened it :/PonyBoy
- sarahfailin you're lying!!bklyndroobeki
- lol. not lying. not worth any money either. but tasty :Dsarahfailin
- yeah, i was just playing about the $12k.iCanHazQBN
- I think something like this unopened will usually get you about 20-25% over current retail... but that's from collector willing to pay... drink up! :)PonyBoy
- lol!bklyndroobeki