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- ********5
I love that anyone with a green username can't possibly be anyone other than drake, yurimon or orazal.
It must be them because they are new, and green, and speaking words.
- -1monospaced
- /sarcasm********
- You're minus one'ing it because it highlights how stupid you've been. I understand that.********
- DOWNVOT, oh crap, blue name
upvotedmoldero - I didn't even downvote. Giving you a -1 is kinda like how you call people cunts for fun. Fuckin a.monospaced
- I sure as hell didn't accuse any new member of being someone else.monospaced
- but drake = yurimon, so @set, you're the one who hasn't figured it out. LOLchukkaphob
- Thats not true, I think drake is very easy to spot, antagonizing content aimed at engagement regardless of topic. He's a troll period.sofakingback
- If you have a "green name" and you're trolling out of the gate, well then you're not gonna get much of a welcome, on any forumsofakingback
- Meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯pango
- Drake isn't yurimon you halfwit. That's utterly obvious to anyone with their eyeballs connected to their brain.********
- gullible + loud. What a combo! LOLchukkaphob
- I find it strange that set gets so many upvotes, despite habitually calling people cunts.Al_dizzle
- Cuz he some how made it funny.pango
- Thanks Pango.Al_dizzle
- You're welcome.
Or was that sarcasm?pango - I insult with humour and a lack of seriousness, which most people seem to get. Though a few not so much.********
- Wow! That's absolutely incredible. How amazing! ......Truly fascinating what you do and how you do it. I'm in awe. Tell us more about your ways.chukkaphob
- I know right. Just don't take things too serious.
Wait... again... Was that sarcasm or or rhetoric question?pango - I love that this demi-wit chukka is desperately trying to rub me up the wrong way haha, bless him.********
- I guess I must have insulted him somewhere along the line haha, poor little baby.********
- Yet another awesome comeback! So cool!chukkaphob
- Oh cheers********
- sted0
I missed something in the past month?
- not a thing********
- QBN is having drainage problems and there's shit EVVVVVERYWHERE...sofakingback
- QBNers harassing people with a different opinion on heated topics.Hayoth
- Meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯pango
- not a thing
- PonyBoy3
I'm neither from England, New Zealand, Australia or the like... regardless I thought I'd take a moment to call each and everyone one of you 'cunts'. :)
- Aye, cuntDRIFTMONKEY
- https://media4.giphy…********
- TIL 'Cunt' isn't used in Scotland.detritus
- Thanksdee-dubs
- <3PonyBoy
- We knew that by the end of the first sentence. Neither is used when referring to two things. You can't even speak the language of cunts : )MrT
- well... everyone knows New Zealand and Australia are the same thing... so technically I only listed 2 things... :D
*runsPonyBoy - Cunt doesn't quite have the same ring to it when you take the time to type 'cunt'.
Fuck you, you raging 'cunt'. Not the same.******** - I think you need to bring the single quote mark outside 'raging' to be more effect...
set is a 'raging cunt'...
see? worksPonyBoy
- mekk4
Did my first mini Triathlon on sunday, 500m swimming, 20km biking, 5km running - circa 1:25 but I had to change my tube due to a flat at start, which cost me 5-10 minutes (bike was OK when I prepared it, all of a sudden had a flat when I came to it from swimming)
Will repeat!
- Congrats!!
This remembers me i've got the bike untouched in weeksOBBTKN - Nice workDRIFTMONKEY
- Congrats!Krassy
- cool. must me hard. sabotage? :) congrats.********
- nice man, one day I will do one.HijoDMaite
- Congrats!!
- ********3
Just tried to text my landlord saying 'I've just started cooking and the big hob isn't staying on' but accidently wrote this instead, no joke...
I've just started coming and the big job isn't staying in.
- "I'll be right over!"detritus
- another carpet cleaning bill! Once more and you're out.Fax_Benson
- LOLDRIFTMONKEY
- lucky it wasnt big "Knob". unless hub is nob in uk inglishyurimon
- So much fail and lack of comprehension (and spelling) in yurimon's "thoughts".ETM
- I know haha********
- incrediblemonospaced
- oh look some knobs right here.yurimon
- lol, he doesn't even see itmonospaced
- Just mash your forehead on the keyboard yurimon********
- face_melter0
I'm in Scotland for a few days to see my folks and their new house.
It's raining and everyone talks with funny accents.
- Just spoken to a best chum in Sweden - it's as dreich there as it is here in London too.
Yaay global wetting.detritus - Whenever I watch films with Scots, I turn on subtitles.DRIFTMONKEY
- don't they find that strange?Fax_Benson
- LOLDRIFTMONKEY
- LOL @ Fax********
- hahamoldero
- Just spoken to a best chum in Sweden - it's as dreich there as it is here in London too.
- ********0
QBN...
- HijoDMaite7
When did we stop Timelining people? I didn't get the memo.
- I think this is a timeline right heremoldero
- Lime timeDRIFTMONKEY
- TLutopian
- Mile Mitesee_thru
- is there a thread for timeline? it would be such a boring threadfeel
- oh yea http://www.qbn.com/t…
so...6 years agofeel - We send out a global fax about this matter dudesureshot
- Yea, I got the fax ages ago********
- ^ you see?!sureshot
- The real deal is the TL of the TL of the Day thread: http://www.qbn.com/t…chukkaphob
- ********2
- Bennn1
I wonder what was the first ever post on QBN/Newstoday. I guess it's not online anymore.
- one of the oldest:
http://www.qbn.com/t…sted - wowBennn
- That's nowhere near one of the oldest - janne had been through at least 4 usernames before that. This place goes back to 2001, don't forgetdetritus
- ...well, as I know it, anyway.detritus
- the first NT was without accountsdrgs
- was a little before 2001 I think.fadein11
- @detritus, that post IS from 2001. It says it's 15 years old...********
- ^ yep lolfadein11
- my first post was in 2001! shit.sureshot
- diff username of coursesureshot
- Oh, so it was - I went off the date on the first response, d'oh.detritus
- happens to the best of us detritussureshot
- detritus you cunt ahahasted
- slightly older, and the cheesy link still works... http://www.qbn.com/t…imbecile
- imbecile geez, that's dope how did you found this? this is the FIRST link I ever opened from this site :)sted
- http://www.qbn.com/t…detritus
- Getting there..
http://www.qbn.com/t…detritus - if you dig deeper, there are lots of posts and topics with that exact same (September 13, 2001 9:00 AM) date...sted
- http://www.qbn.com/t…imbecile
- Aug 27 2001
http://www.qbn.com/t…sted - The first?
22 August 2001
http://www.qbn.com/t…imbecile
- one of the oldest:
- ********0
- bainbridge0
There's a security guard at my local supermarket and I feel bad for him.
His job is literally to dress up in a cheap security uniform and stand at the entrance all day.
I don't think people steal things often and it's a nice neighborhood.
- Get him a rocking chair.DRIFTMONKEY
- man, this suck, maybe you should start stealing shitGeorgesII
- ^ lol********
- Give em something to do?
https://youtu.be/IUM…pango
- GeorgesII0
Got a new office on monday,
lotsa more space for my idiotic projects ehehhe
- utopian-1
- ok, ill bite.. what are we looking at.autoflavour
- funny type in 40.6554738,-73.85360... into bing! and it shows the home, wonder why it's blurred?!robotron3k
- ^ You can ask google to blur your house, car, or even an objectGnash
- < what an odd collection of housesGnash
- loooooser
http://i.imgur.com/j…sted - well, what's the story, utopian?monospaced
- What are we looking at?sureshot
- What gnash said.wagshaft
- HijoDMaite6
HOLY SHIT BALLS I'M GOING TO SEE RADIOHEAD TOMORROW!
- HOLY SHIT BALLS INDEED!pango
- qbn drinks after? ill be in the area********
- ps. ill gladly accept a ticket for a birfday present********
- Are you anywhere near playa del rey? Ill be at my buddies padd a few days.HijoDMaite
- I have two $500 offers for my plus one. But im taking my wife that loves creep and karma police. :)HijoDMaite
- Fuckin nice********
- Is Dawn of Midi opening. Don't sleep on them.nb
- I'm going to see Suicide Squad tomorrow, as well.Maaku
- @nb I think Shabaazz Palaces is opening. I heard Air is opening in S.F. that would be really coolHijoDMaite
- after some research, even if someone sold me a ticket i prolly wont get in because they are cracking down on ticket scalping********
- you can be someone's +1. only the original purchaser has to have ID. I can bring anyone in. there are a couple threads on RH subreddit. its too late though.HijoDMaite
- FYI the original site that sold them AXS released all cancelation tix this morning for tomorrows show. a bunch of peeps got tix. they will do the same for...HijoDMaite
- cancellations of Sunday show! maybe Sat.HijoDMaite
- Good to know, tnx! But what are the "cancellation tix?" Good to know they are releasing some. How does one find out about when/where to grab those?Krassy
- people who bought tix months ago like me and now cant go to show. they are the cancelations. the seats are open.HijoDMaite
- go to RH subreddit lots of info thereHijoDMaite
- Thanks Hijo!Krassy
- My wife still brings up the fact that when we started dating and I took her to RH, as soon as 2+2=5 started I said "later im gonna go start a moshpit"moldero
- and she didn't see me the rest of the nightmoldero
- haha moldy.HijoDMaite
- lol********
- Ditch the wife!! Take pocket with you!!pango
- its my birthday!!! take me with you!********
- nb-2
So I was in a Starbucks on the Upper West Side in NYC today, near Columbia. This black Altima pulls up (at least 5 years old) with completely tinted windows. Two guys get out, both have handguns on their hips, one is wearing a small bullet-proof vest. I look at the car which appears to have regular civilian plates. They get iced coffees, and leave. One of them lights a cigarette. Smoking in the car! Who are these dudes?
- any other descriptions? wow scary i frequent around there.yurimon
- You do? Guess I'll be avoiding that neighbourhood.nb
- might as well avoid the tristate area. wonder if we seen each other but not know it.yurimon
- you're in nyc yuri?monospaced
- i was going to go to last meetup but had something come up. almost.yurimon
- call me greg.yurimon
- Trust me, you didn't even know about the last one ;)monospaced
- i'm sure it would be warm welcoming if i showed up..yurimon
- It's extremely difficult to get a firearms license in NYC. Likely private security of some kind.IRNlun6
- These dues. https://pmcdeadline2…Hayoth
- There likely feds man. They wear or drive whatever the fuck they need or want.HijoDMaite
- *They're ffsHijoDMaite
- But but but they didn't look like Mulder or Scully.nb
- There are definitely cops out there in undercover cars with regular plates.mg33
- I did see a cop car that was built into an old taxi in NYC a couple weeks ago. It pulled over a coach bus.nb
- I was waiting for a light, so I looked it closely. There was no way to tell it was not a real taxi. Had the plate and medallion and so on.nb
- Open carry for the win!wagshaft
- chukkaphob1
just read somewhere that the word "bed" looks like a bed. Mind. Blown.
bed
- http://i.imgur.com/s…imbecile
- Shouldn't it be bod?nb
- bod my balls, it's bed so you can put somewhere the sheets.sted
- looks is just a bed with a padded cedar chest at the foot... Mind & Blown both make nice beds as well.imbecile
- ha! "Mind" has a pillow?chukkaphob
- http://media.giphy.c…IRNlun6
- Bennn-3
Dear blog,
I've been butt called 3 times in 2 weeks.It's sunny outside.
See you l8er
- https://i.kinja-img.…Bennn
- Wtf is butt called?********
- happened to me 30secs ago! spooky.HAYZ1LLLA
- set: https://www.urbandic…Bennn
