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- mugwart2
fucking tube strikes. travelling on a bus from south to north river took me like 3 hours
- i_monk5
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How are my fellow Q Beaners doing today?
- Doing very slow, slowest year start ever... Time to update my folio and knock some doors. On the other hand, very comfy now reading next to the chimney :)OBBTKN
- Thanks for askingOBBTKN
- Mixed. 2 hours ago I wanted to hug everyone and now I would kill a puppy.sted
- good actually********
- Just woke up...pango
- tired just tiredutopian
- ********2
they upped my rent this weekend by $50.
best friend purposed to his woman and she said yes.
diablo 3 ladder season started.
my rent is officially late as of today.
suppose to rain for the next 3 days.
working all week for a company (freelance/contract/in office)
trained 4 people on wordpress basics this weekend and made $600.
friend drove me to this house in alhambra, ca where this lady cooks and serves tacos out of her house to the public only on weekends.. it was delicious.
- oh nice one on training :)sted
- those 600 cover rent increase for one yeardrgs
- drgs coming through in the clutch! well played.capn_ron
- https://media.giphy.…drgs
- scarabin0
got invited to join a middle earth tabletop RPG. can't decide which to play:
a giant that was raised as a hobbit by a family of halflings and gets offended when you mention his height
a large spider who lives in the branches of an ent he rides around like master blaster
a claustrophobic dwarf who's afraid of the dark
a lycaphobic man who hates on werewolves but secretly is one
an annoying vegan orc
a mopey bard who only does sad, new-wave covers of other bards' songs
a wizard who is dumbfounded by card tricks and can't grow a beard
- Vegan orc!pango
- .... i'll go with the werewolf onemugwart
- annoying vegan orc reminds me of someone...play with either spider or with the bard from Asterix.********
- Mugwart you must get annoyed by people talking shit about vegan all the time lol sorry man.pango
- i think i may go with the giant 'cause it'll be fun to smash thingsscarabin
- a Maia reincarnated in a magic-incapable goblini_monk
- i actually think that vegan stereotype is bullshit but thought it would be funny for an orcscarabin
- @pango! I get a lot of shit, most from over weight people! I hate hippy vegans more than the next guy, we do have a fucking terrible image!! bully away!mugwart
- ^ Look at the vegan making sure everyone knows he's vegan. Typical smug vegan! Boohissbooi_monk
- so you aren't we got that. but whatever why is it important for you what he eats? :) you should be glad that he is leaving you more.sted
- ^ i_monk - I was asked a question I answered. Nowhere before hand did I state I was vegan! moany meat eater!mugwart
- Lol ok I feel bad now.pango
- I was joking, cripes.i_monk
- maybe you'all were joking to make me feel bad....pango
- I had a bad day i_monk - might have read it wrong! even us vegans have them ;-)mugwart
- MORE LIKE SMUGWARTi_monk
- hahahaa - the only time I'm smug is when I watch cowspiracy ;)mugwart
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- PonyBoy7
I convinced a client to increase my monthly retainer 40% today :)
- Make it rain!pango
- it just so happens that I downvoted Russian Bubbles tooPonyBoy
- maybe in Russia, money up votes you?BabySnakes
- mg330
Wife and I started watching Veep on HBO tonight, and it's hilarious how much it feels like someone said "let's give Buster from Arrested Development a little more brains, and build a show around him." Everyone's funny on here, but I can't not watch it imagining that it's Buster.
- He's a late edition to veep, no?detritus
- he's the veep's bag man - in it from the start, I think.Fax_Benson
- Had to stop watching after s2, they were all just being unfunny dicks to each other.i_monk
- The profanity is a bit excessive and distracting. I think it could be a smarter show and overall funnier with 50% less f-bombs.mg33
- I kind of thought the same but the last two series (seasons) were fantastic. the cut-throat venality and nastiness is key to how show developsFax_Benson
- There are some genuinely creative, foul-mouthed put-downs.Fax_Benson
- GeorgesII0
how do you get people to follow you on instagram???
- Follow them first. It's how all SM works I think.HAYZ1LLLA
- good content and hash tagsfadein11
- http://cdn.cultofmac…Gnash
- Dick pics.detritus
- robotscapn_ron
- Be hot.DRIFTMONKEY
- Duckface and ass.face_melter
- ^ sounds like a buddy cop show. Bustin' fools and breakin' rules.face_melter
- #handsomeblackman should do the tricksureshot
- depends on what content you want to share... but using smart hashtags and following content aggregators does the jobsted
- Boobspango
- Have you tried mentioning you are King of QBN? That should work.cherub
- lol nobody here is asking for his IG accountsureshot
- Sureshot is right. We need samples of your IG to assess if there is any hope.cherub
- http://www.qbn.com/r…Krassy
- Show them your boobs!pango
- Bennn4
bought earbudz on Amazon.
didnt like 'em.
leave a bad review.
company contacted me asking to change my review and give 5 stars.
told me to choose any model i want for free in exchange.
received new earbudz 3 days later.
i like the new model.
that means, dont believe the hype when a product have 5 stars on Amazon. #lol
- oooohhhhhhh snap! good call Benn. Did they even make you ship the old ear buds back?capn_ron
- I'd go back and change it to how it was now you have the free earbuds, fuck them.********
- rotflsted
- Shill. =)DRIFTMONKEY
- And this is why Amazon's a shitpit.detritus
- wait for alibaba and the 1millon jobssted
- No I kept the first one :) I sold 'em to someone :)Bennn
- the brand is Mpow if you're interested. First model I bought was really shitty, the new model I asked is good.Bennn
- i hope that your sales pitch included that it has 5 stars on amazon :)sted
- Heh, same thing here. Mpow. The new ones they gave me are superb though, def 5-stars. They're a good company.fyoucher1
- haha :DBennn
- I really like the new model they gave me tooBennn
- Should have bargained with them, see how much they are willing to give you for a review :)yuekit
- >dont believe the hype
The 'trend' is to write that you "received them for free" in the review.Peter - Go back and give 2 stars on the new ones. When they contact you, give them my address for the next pair. Then change your review back to 5. Thanks, Benfal!chukkaphob
- hehe :DBennn
- I should write this review to piss them off: "The first pair was shitty, the pair they gaveme for free in exchange for 5 starts is shittier. dont buy"Bennn
- what set and chukka saidmonospaced
- #fakenewswhatthefunk
- congrats! ... weren't you the one that got adobe half price as well?mugwart
- yeah its me :)Bennn
- What review?Hayoth
- Excuse me, what model?Hayoth
- ya which one was the bad model?pango
- those were shitty https://www.amazon.c…Bennn
- got those for free, like em https://www.amazon.c…Bennn
- their photoshop skill is amazingpango
- K i'm getting that shitty one.pango
- Bennn0
''Dear Valued Customer,
Thanks for your purchase and attention.
This is Senior Customer Representative Swallow From Patec on Amazon, who will assist you to have a perfect purchase experience in our store.
But I have just learned that you have left a negative review for the Mpow earphone, indicating that “ Sound quality is bad ”
I do apologize for trouble that might cause to you and do hope you can offer us a chance to resolve it for you. Besides, your experience had also been forwarded to our supplier for further investigation and improvement.
According to your situation, we would like to introduce another design of headphone with better quality and function to you for free from warehouse of Amazon in Canada. There is no need for you to return the original one back accounting to the cost and time of return.
Here is the links of the products:
May I know which one do you prefer? We can send it out once we have your permission.
I do understand your disappointment for the product and do hope you can offer us another chance to win back your confidence for our store.
As for the review, would you please help us about it if you satisfy our service and attitude for the order? Your support and help would mean a lot for our efforts to be better.
Patec are always paying high attention to the experience of our customer and pursuing the satisfaction from our client. We might make mistakes during the way of development but we do hope you can offer us a chance to make everything right in this order and have your confidence back.
Thanks for your support and time, we are looking forward to your response.
Best Regards
Swallow
Patec Customer Support"
- shellie6
It's awkward to put my foot down about scope creep for clients that are outside of advertising. When the client and the client side producer have zero web experience, they're always unprepared to be cut off. I have an iron clad contract and scope of work defined and signed, but despite the warnings they keep trickling in changes instead of giving all-encompassing notes, burning rounds like they have very deep pockets for change orders. Today is the day - no change order, no changie. Sorry guys but labor is labor and I'll work forever with indecisive people as long as they're paying for their "let's try this" exploration after each round.
*smokes blunt* or we can just launch it like this. The end.
- Fire them!OBBTKN
- Don't fuck with shelliemonospaced
- Can I see your contract? I want to redo mine.Hayoth
- ditto!Mattjanz3n
- It's 4:20, fuck it.robthelad
- how did it go?mugwart
- Still waiting for their new list to be included in the change order. They can take their time, id rather it be complete.shellie
- sted0
life of an image in 2017:
sauce -> irc -> reddit/4chan -> tumblr -> twitter/facebook
- yeah, it's sad to see how much bilge in the relevant threads here is just churn from fucking imgur.detritus
- What's weird are the sorts of people who seem to make a career out of recycling it - I don't get that, is it like some sort of competition with themselves?detritus
- don't blame imgur it's an image hosting service not a social media platform. i also use it to re-post images what you can't find elsewhere.sted
- and for example reddit/flickr cache changes the image urls after some time so you're fucked if you post something from there.sted
- I bdon't blame the websites - I go through imgur every day myself, as I assume many people do - just don't want to see teh same content here, for the +1sdetritus
- how does irc fit into this chain? i thought that was for chatting back in the dayscarabin
- 'Slack-a-likes'? Dunno, but if the amount of code on gitub for reaction gifs et al is anything to go by, it's a significant vector.detritus
- irc is still alive and well and it's not about just text :)sted
- interestingscarabin
- man i havent used irc since mp3-punk on some server i cant even remember********
- I think IRC may become resurgent again.
There's certainly place for a fundamental- level messaging system, outiwth all the proprietary shitdetritus
- OBBTKN0
Just before Trump wins the US elections (was funny then, anybody thought he was going to win), i bought a "Make America Great Again" cap (received it the same day he wins) for carnival... And for to post a pic on Qbn mugs...
Now, it's not funny
- the joke is on us********
- it's even funnier nowmonospaced
- LOL @ mono********
- now its ironic!mugwart
- https://youtu.be/pcQ…pango
- the joke is on us
- Maaku4
Been watching Sketch videos all afternoon.
I feel like.....I know Sketch!
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designated cook tonight. chicken in the fridge but cant think of how i should cook it...
- While chicken? Cut up. Boneless skinless breasts? Take it out so at least you have it room temp when you want to cook it.monospaced
- *wholemonospaced
- is it dead and bare?sted
- cover that shit in spices and flour and fry it in oil.detritus
- ½"detritus
- if it's not marinated for at least 8 hrs it's going to be shit.HijoDMaite
- transformer blew near work. at hoem now. whole chicken breasts, sauces bbq, tikka masala, korma, only mexican rice, asparagus zuchinni onion, mushroom,********
- quinoa (pew) spinach, peppers, tortillas, cheese, noodles and spaghetti sauces, protein powders... maybe bbq chicken quesadillas?********
- wait i found asparagus sauces stuff and a lemon herb chicken marinade maybe get that going. our pee is going to smell funny tomorrow.********
- HijoDMaite1
holy shit i got in to my MySpace.com profile. everyone looks sooo good and young! lol
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Have you ever competed with a computer for graphic design compositions?
I feel like the russian dude playing the computer at chess.
Cool.