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- imbecile-1
keep chirping cricket. i pick up my diatomaceous earth tomorrow. get the hell out of the window well, there are no females looking for idiots in a hole in your area.
- HAL90012
A coworker (woman) said yesterday : "99% of all the problems we have around the World are because of men. Wars, criminality, rapes, murders, violence, dictators, corruption, terrorists... Many decisions that are bad for the environment, for the population are coming from men"
- Yes, and?Continuity
- what do you guys think?HAL9001
- Did you help her open the bottle of Nutella?monospaced
- But seriously, most of the good stuff you can attribute to men too. Poetry, technology, houses, industry, etc.monospaced
- i cause 99 problems but a bitch cause 1kingsteven
- yes of course. Anyway, just wanted to share her thoughts. We all already know that but thinking of all the wars right now, yeah, men are behind all that shitHAL9001
- Thatcher, Ursula and Adolf's mother aren't men ;)OBBTKN
- just wanted somebody to give her a bottle of nutella &say that everything beautiful and worth living for is because of woman like her and a fuck in the closet.sted
- Ironically, questioning toxic masculinity is bitch move.garbage
- you didn't hit her, did you, Bennnnnnn?imbecile
- https://media.makeam…palimpsest
- keep the gender pay gap strong.... so we men feel more powerful...patriachy forever ..its the best powerstructure to live by ... at least for us men.neverscared
- subscribed to this post.pango
- ^ lol, yes it will be very productive.garbage
- Yeah but we do it all for women :)_niko
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯HAL9001
- My answer is that such a lax assumption cannot be attributed to gender on a percentage basis.maquito
- In case you don't find a good reaction, tell her that a good idea would be to exterminate 99% of the men then.maquito
- 99% of problems are caused by men not 99% of men cause problems.palimpsest
- ^ Got hooked on phonics.Continuity
- LOL!
Didn't even need the hashtag.
We're here for the pettiness, ladies and gents!palimpsest - 99% of the things you have in this world were build by men.ApeRobot
- Oh crap, you attracted the woke demonsHayoth
- Men are pigsNBQ00
- I did read 99% of these comments.maquito
- Are you the 1%, bennnnnn?Nairn
- https://www.youtube.…maquito
- 95% of criminals sent to prison are men.
https://i.imgur.com/…yuekit - This mentality is stupid. All those men had mothers sisters and female coworkers. It’s hard to know which sex causes more problems but women cause problems, toocannonball1978
- Only 5% percent of men are not in prison.palimpsest
- I love women. Lot of my female friends are women.pango
- i have met at least a hundred people in my life. This is probably not statistically relevant. But it is interesting.
It is not interesting.Nairn - does this apply to other species? Like, male dogs bite more than female dogs?maquito
- Hayoth...buried ass deep up a donkey.utopian
- Men are pigs
NBQ00
no no, you're a literal piece of shit human being. a lot of us can see it. hopefully, one day you will, tooimbecile - Judo flip: by men trying to impress women.monNom
- so fuck in the closet first.sted
- impress my ass, we spend half our lives making excuses to be with them and the other half trying to get to them :))sted
- just out of pure curiosity i would buy some nutella for her.sted
- 2 girls 1 nutella. its all the rage.pango
- https://youtu.be/-7f…pango
- ahh man! the music!maquito
- lol, I was just waiting for imbecile's note!dmay
- Women do statistics now? It's PC gone mad.MrT
- NBQ00-2
I need 1 billion dollars.
- whatthefunk2
- like no kidding... how does 1-2 hours of travel/commute hassle, distractions galore within office env, being available to everyone at their random discretionprophetone
- helping with innovation... wasted time, cannot focus for extended periods esp as designer/devs...prophetone
- remote work forces pms, managers to really keep things efficient, meetings are minimal, focus time is valuable, goals met faster with higher quality output, imoprophetone
- ..."but the culture!"prophetone
- The huge enterprise I work for, (+100.000 employees worldwide) kept it flex.maquito
- Gardener3
27 years since one of the best bands to ever come out of Wales played in Northampton, I met the band afterwards too and Euros Childs was such a lovely chap, but you could have probably guess that, They ended up playing in the bar as there were not enough folk in the venue to fill up the main hall, to be honest the intimacy of that made it even better!
- love this record but it's in my sell pile as i've seen what it goes for these days :-s https://i.imgur.com/…kingsteven
- shellie4
It's that time of day between 2:30 and 3 p.m. when I wait to hear my boss quietly slip out of the office early so I can leave.
- very occasionally my old boss would get the train home from work and i'd roll up on the opposite platform 5 minutes after. awkward AF!kingsteven
- Nice!YakuZoku
- why wait? go to the parking lot and hitch a ride with your boss! >:)pango
- SimonFFM0
Living only 8 minutes by foot away from Central Station in Frankfurt, I can confirm that this article from The Sun is not exaggerating:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2…
Sad but true.
- don't see what the issue is - the ingerlund boys will fit right inhans_glib
- No, they're actually doing it to protect the locals dealers and junkies before the savages arrive.palimpsest
- that's fairhans_glib
- PonyBoy13
Had to run some errands... was feeling dead tired and decided to grab a hot coffee. I was informed that I'd have to wait 4-5 minutes for a fresh pot... no argument from me — gimmie.
4 mins later I've got my coffee and the girl at the window also hands me a bag w/2 free donuts due to the wait for the coffee.
Got home... chowed one of the donuts... then couldn't help but murder the other one...
... TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE COFFEE... it's still sitting on my desk unopened 7 hours later.
- Sugar is a hell of a...OBBTKN
- Helluva storycrazyprick
- what a movie!Krassy
- I’m on the edge of my seat.
What flavor of donut?futurefood - Yeah, what was the donut? You can't cliffhanger us like that.garbage
- What's your normal coffee order?
Details, man, details.Continuity - Med coffee... xtra cream - NO sugar!PonyBoy
- (lol @ comments) <3PonyBoy
- Did you drink the coffee yet?webazoot
- this story ... lol
https://i.imgur.com/…Ramanisky2 - need donut deets asapjagara
- french crullers, jag... two simple french crullers (they were huge)PonyBoy
- canoe2
I've heard if a woman goes to the bathroom with the door open that means she loves you. What does it mean if you're taking a shower together and she farts?
- She hates yougarbage
- Happy Friday garbage!canoe
- Happy Friday canoe!garbage
- GasOBBTKN
- The bathroom or the dunny? A big difference!sab
- from which hole?bezoar
- she had beans for breakfastKrassy
- Trans obviouslymonospaced
- I'd say this depends upon how large the shower cubicle/whatever is. If it's a tight squeeze, she's a sick-fuck asserting her dominance. A keeper.Nairn
- If it's a large shower, loads of volume - perhaps some interesting shower types and space to sashay, it was just a fart.
A necessarily wet fart.Nairn - This is the masterclass in Showerfartology that I didn't know I needed to know. I'm a novice, and just rip one solo for the acoustics.garbage
- bainbridge2
It takes too much effort to start a business.
I've been freelancing for a startup luxury home goods brand and I don't know anymore what it was like 20 years ago, but the amount of energy spent on instagram ads and emails and PR, just to get people to buy overpriced things they don't need is exhausting.
And the brand isn't even profitable, yet.
- VC funding yet?grafician
- Ah yes. The business school classic: Brute force Product Market Fit.skinny_puppy
- NBQ00-9
I would love to live in ancient Greece and be a stoic philosopher.
- you and zeno of elea could probably have been best of palsimbecile
- What happened to 'the one'? Philosophically we're all the one.Ianbolton
- The one what? Neo?NBQ00
- you just want to fuck boys!YakuZoku
- lol did they do that back then?NBQ00
- Yes, the apprentice/fuckboy was a non-frowned upon staple of Greek society. Google it.jagara
- bainbridge0
Best place to sell my old iPhone 11 Pro that's in great condition with 80% battery life?
- OBBTKN4
Bought a dozen tomato plants, we'll see if we can eat at least ONE salad, ha!
- you will have more tomatoes than you know what to do withkingsteven
- ^ i hopeOBBTKN
- I'll share the process... your optimism is inspiring ;)OBBTKN
- they all come at the same time is the problem :) i find 4 plants is all the tomatoes i need for a month. i used to fill the greenhouse and would give them awaykingsteven
- (everyone loves tomatoes) and would take any smaller ones, season and slow roast them overnight in the oven and preserve in olive oil.kingsteven
- ^ yummy flavour bombs!mort_
- Parents does preserved fried tomato every autumn, with the surpluses friends give them, it's my plan BOBBTKN
- be careful with the spider! "arañuela roja"... it fucks up the plant with it's web! There's plenty info out there on how to kill itmaquito
- I used liquid fertiliser in watering cans for the first time this year and had a big season of produce, heaps and heaps of tomatoes. Good luck!BuddhaHat
- hans_glib8
we're on a weeks galavanting oop north in the peak district (never been always wanted to go) and i have found the holy grail... or nearly.
for decades now i have been the mad wanderer in the desert accosting passers by and telling them of the time when caffs used to make bacon sarnies with the famed collar bacon. they would just nod their head and mutter "ok grandad" and hurry their kids away as i shouted after them that it was indeed true. but there was no collar bacon to be found. i cried on the shoulder of a local butcher and he said he had indeed heard of such a thing but felt it must simply be a legend from old as no-one ever asked for it. "i think you could make your own if i get you a boston butt" he promised. sadly, once cured said boston butt was close but not teh mighty collar.
but all is not lost, for t'other day i ventured into a derbyshire butcher and enquired if they had ever heard of the famèd bacon. "by 'eck, lad i'm only slicing some now!" quoth he, "ow mooch are ye after?"
trembling with anticipation, i indicated a couple of inches depthwith my thumb and forefinger, and lo! the mighty meat was placed before me! a choir of angels descended and sang a hallelujah chorus. so i took it home and made a bacon sarnie... but wait what was this travesty??? no rind? most of the fat cut off? hell's teeth, my quest is not yet over. i must return to said butcher, or seek out another, and plead with him to see the error of his ways, and to let me have the collar complete with rind and fat.
but by god it tasted proper.
- NBQ003
Sometimes it's the little things that we should be grateful for. We should go through life with gratitude.
Yesterday it was cold outside and I was too lazy to go out and get some food, and then I found a box of Spring rolls in the freezer that I had forgotten about.
I was full of joy, I thanked the universe and I baked them in the oven and then I ate them all. All 8 of them, with spicy hot sauces. And I was grateful.
Thank you universe.
- Thank the universe? Thank the scientists that designed your dinner!futurefood
- The scientists are the universe, not outside of it.NBQ00
- Everything is the universe. The universe is everything.NBQ00
- Ah I see. You might want to double check those spring rolls. Check for mold :Dfuturefood
- thank you for this postrobthelad
- microkorg2
Couldn't get to sleep easy last night.
Swirling around in my head out of nowhere came thoughts about floorplans/layout and ideas for a home.
Sketched it out this morning.Maybe this is a sign!
Just need some land now...- Nice. Apparently some of our best ideas come when showering, shitting or sleeplessly swirling around in bedIanbolton
- PonyBoy7
- too soonimbecile
- flolhans_glib
- The episode Peppa Pig turned ‘dramady’.mort_
- RIP sureshotsarahfailin