psycho ex's
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- unknown0
i kept huffing paint until she didn't show up anymore. she was imaginary afterall ):
- cookie0
ahahaaaah!/ mmm - inhalants. I remember having giggle-trouble after waterproofing some pants once.
good times.
- peteski0
I've been the crazy ex. The stalking, the showing up drunk at her work with flowers - at 9 am, the banging on the door at 4 am begging to be let in and then when I do, I OD'd in her bed. She woke up next to a dead peteski. That was a long time ago.
- stewardes0
I said to my gf: "I' m breaking up with you", she said "no you're not"
so we got married.
- evad0
the 1st time i met this girl's mom, i offered my hand and said, "hi, it's nice to meet you."
and she walked over to the kitchen counter opened up a drawer and pulled out a pair of scissors and looked me straight in the eye, "if you touch my daughter, i will cut off your testicals."
and then set the scissors on the counter in front of me, and walked away.i should have known to leave the girl right then, but i ended up dating her for 2 years!
- pascii0
did you get a close shave?
- armin0
can you show your girls!?
- armin0
i mean psycho ones so rest of us can be safe!
- ian0
I once got a Valentines Card from a girl, it said 'Roses are red, Beetles are black, if you break my heart, I'll break you're back' When I read it I laughed until I saw she wasn't smiling and was serious.
- MX_OnD0
After having twice convinced herself that she was pregnant despite there NEVER having been the remotest chance of it..... AND having convinced herself that I must be HIV positive (again despite my ALWAYS having been really safe AND her having had a previous boyfriend who had fucked a southern american prostitute AND refused to get tested.....)
After all this and more similar shite, she actually kicked nine shades of shite out of me - I NEVER raised a finger to her and never would have...not even in defence as she was kicking the living f*ck out of me....
Psycho indeed!
- jox0
um yea, let's see...
I've had a ex girlfriend stalker after me once.... When I still lived at home a few years back I could see her at night running around the back yard hiding behind bushes and crawling outside my window sometimes.
And we had these motion detector lights and one night around 1 am or so a couple of 300 W lights went on and lighted up the entire lawn - dad ran out with a baseball bat to see what was going on only to find my ex crawling in the flower bed to get a good sight of me in my room. hahaha, the stalking stopped after that one.
I think her excuse was "I'm looking for my keys"...
- wendell0
i have never been together with a real living crazy, one was near to that. she was a girl from denmark and when she was a student we dated many times, years back, 90s? with the money we had for the summer that year, saving to go on tour. to spain or greece.she took it when she went back again to denmark and got implants if i said not to. in a few weeks when i saw her again she had the implants in and had been on the town many times with new men. she was crazy then. dorthe was her name from the south of denmark and like a slut when i saw her last
- wendell0
as she will not see this, and that is beacause she is maybe a teacher still and she will not read it on a design web site i think-Dirne!Dirne
- MX_OnD0
wendell, Dorthe sounds Durty