Hey bebe....
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- slag_you_off0
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
- Fade2Grey0
is that a ladder in your tights?
or a stairway to heaven *wink*
- slag_you_off0
Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
- Fade2Grey0
I like your thinkin slag.
- BXCAR0
what s that in your eye
*moves closer*
- slag_you_off0
the best ive seen...
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
- Fade2Grey0
not sure i could say that after a few shandies
- BXCAR0
kezza!
good one, muahah
prety much the same way i feel about it.
- Fade2Grey0
Think I'm in the mood now.
- slag_you_off0
im listening to the 'dark side of the eighties' cd...
my teenage angst has come back...
im going to sit in the corner and drink cider. let the women come to me, I cant be arsed
- Fade2Grey0
Better still make sure its snakebite and yak on a lady.
- slag_you_off0
oh Ive been there...
ive never really used chat up lines, just looked very grateful when I get talking to a lady.
- Fade2Grey0
I think its the same for most of us. I stutter and faint usually
(get some cpr action if I'm lucky)
- wendell0
i have a good one it has been good to me when i think about it. it is like this
ME(say it): 'when it is time we are doing the slow dancing at the end off the night you can hold me in your bed in to the next day!- THEN, next she(the women) is all now a bit mad when she has heard about bed, going all gr rr ggn (she think typicall like man or male ALL THE TIME). BUT YOU HAVE To then say HEAD -like this: hold me in your HEAD in to the next day! then she (the women) wil think it then about romance. and you will get it like you want it, all so wahhhhhh wahhh so crazy and tiring love making maybe . it is a fine one as i have now used it out on the town and on a party. 2 times. you can win with it i think good luck :)
- brundlefly0
ah wendell that is how you say?
ah yes....
hot.
- Fade2Grey0
Wendell is no stranger to the ladeez i think.