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- tfs__mag0
damn... just wait, my "samurai death blossom" is almost ready!
- balb0a0
* appears to walk away defeated.
* turns at the last second, hand reaching behind back...
- paulrand0
don't go hatin on greyhood's poop or I'll pop a cock hat on you
- balb0a0
* hard to tell what happens at this point (it's all a blur)...
* a flick of the wrist and... the POO IS AIRBORNE!!
- tfs__mag0
*SAMURAI DEATH BLOSSOM!!!!
"HHHHIIIIIIIIYYYYAAAAAA"
*spins furiously in the air, and passes out
*laying on floor motionless
- Derek20
NERD UP!
- grayhood0
* gray hood and his dad show up at the seen wondering how tfs_mag ended up knocked out with poo on his lip.
- tfs__mag0
*wakes up to see grayhood and his dad standing over him naked with a bottles of baby oil in their hand.
*looks over and sees balboa sniffing his fingers
- grayhood0
* mouth moves but words do match...
tfs_mag you are truly brave but the "SAMURAI DEATH BLOSSOM®" is not to be used so carelessly. now to teach you a lession my father and i have preformed the "naked twin butt weasle"® on your limp lifeless body. i am sorry but you will never be able to poo again.
- tfs__mag0
*performs "samurai butt clench" ™ before grayhood and father can perform twin butt weasle attack.
* mouth out of sync with words
"OF COURSE I CANNOT BE DEFEATED SO EASILY!"
- tfs__mag0
*ponders how long we can sustain this thread on nothing but samurai and anus jokes.
- grayhood0
Ggggrrrrraaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
* jumps in the air thurning the landsacpe into a background of lame action lines
- grayhood0
* in mid air before preforming the sweetest kung-fu move you have ever seen, turns to paulrand and says...
dude thats for sticking up for my poo, and thats a sweet cock hat you have there.
- tfs__mag0
*screaming like a girl at the top of my lungs, while pointing at grayhood
- balb0a0
* hides behind ornately carved column, trying desperately to determine a way to transform out-of-control-samurai-poo-fest back into a design-related thread.
"The Legend tells of the High Priests of QBN, who possess a great power: The Power of Deletion™..."
- grayhood0
* grayhood comes down in a slow motion spinning camera pan landing a quazi-donkey-super-nard-kick square on tfs_mag's nut sack.
- grayhood0
oops thats...
quazi-donkey-super-nard-kick...
- grayhood0
i know how you guys like to steal my sweet ideas
- BonSeff0
*lobs huggies at you from safe distance