much love for NT girls
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- stewardes0
"how would you like your egg tomorrow morning? hardboiled or fertilized?"
- vespa0
actually i nicked it from kathy lette (cheeky aussie journalist). but "hopefully not" - yea right! If you build up a good stock of comebacks it actually becomes fun instead of headshrinkingly annoying when the inevitable drunken nobhead accosts you unsolicited in the street!
- North_20
I don't know much about gardening love...but you can put your tulips round my cock anytime.
- Dita0
very true! it could be fun!
Right guys and gals I need you comebacks.My note pad and pencil is ready.........
Steady........
go!!!
- North_20
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you fat.Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car,
I
don't give a shit where you go.Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: That explains the moustache then!Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, because you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible
to
shake off once you've been shagged.Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well because I've been shagging your mum while your dad
watches.Man: You're pretty.
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat slapper.
- soulshine0
guy "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
girl "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
- rasko40
heheh good ones North ;)
- vespa0
Women are economically independent and can impregnate ourselves; basically if our vibrators could kill spiders in the bathroom, kiss our upper eyelids, light the barbie and tell us we don't look fat in stretch lycra, we wouldn't need men at all.
- rasko40
boohoo :(
- slag_you_off0
but if you had no men, youd have no one to look pretty for, wash up for, or iron for. You wouldnt know what to do with your day!
- soulshine0
and who would make the vibrators?
- slag_you_off0
and what would they write about in them womens magasines?
- rasko40
and face it, you would still crave a seething bar of flesh.
- slag_you_off0
oh that made me chuckle :)
- North_20
And when was the last time your vibrator jizzed all over your face.
:D
- soulshine0
hah!
- slag_you_off0
last night as it happens.
- rasp0
any squirrels in the house?
- vespa0
heheh, actually we do need men for entertainment value. and you lot are so good at it! ;)