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- Mick0
Caveman is a tough dude - he can kill a mamoth with a piece of wood, he knows nothing but survival.
However he doesn't have much of an educated brain. He hasn't seen the likes of bruce lee or the matrix, or know how to play dirty by flicking sand in someone eye or saying "ugg ugg look behind you, a mamoth" to distract.
The astro-dude is an educated man. There's years of training in survival, fitness tests and mucho brain power required to make astro-dude status. Modern man has the advantage of history to learn from.
Cave-man is just simply too dosile - he hasn't even learned to wipe his ass properly yet.
- kbags0
Whoa, hold on a second. Is this an interstellar showdown? We need to talk venue.
As far as talent goes, Spacemen are trained to handle all kinds of enemies...Sharks for pod water landings, Soviets in case they land on enemy soil, and obviously aliens. What the pretty facade of NASA doesn't show with its colored squares and starry photos, is big-fanged tit-lazer-shooting aliens that spacemen have to deal with from time to time. So yeah, the edge is with the Spaceman.
- sexypixel0
my head hurts
- mikotondria20
Spaceman is bandy legged mummy's boy with little or no chin and an ivy-league military lineage stretching back to the Kennedy's and the Lincolns.
Healthy contributions by his father to his preppy limp-assed little private school in the Hampshires ensured a string of dubious A grades till further Lodge influences and cronyism made sure of top marks from a reputable oak-beamed college just up the road from Dawson's friggin Creek.
After this, several years sweating behind a desk with clean fingernails at a top military academy and many dinner parties and yachting engagements later he found himself smirking at the dials in a space capsule.
He's a gutless poncey tweed-clad sack of nothing.Mind you, caveman does all his mark-up in Frontpage.
- scarabin0
the astronaut would beat any caveman's ass.
all a caveman has is strength, whereas we all know astronauts endure rigorous physical training, and have generally above-average intellect.
the astronaut is more capable of doing something like laying a trap or predicting the simple neanderthal's actions.
also, the caveman would have the disadvantage of being scared shitless of this incredibly foreign, gleaming-all-white figure with a bubblehead, whereas we've all seen images of cavemen.
- mikotondria20
Bollocks - have you seen astronauts crap drawings of antelope ?
Looked like a friggin duck.Caveman owns the distressed animal motif.
And 45 degree arrows.
- rasp0
- wagshaft0
'naut wins.
- cannonball19780
What if the caveman IS an astronaut?
dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN
- 4cY0
- eieio0
cavemen would beat them up cuz they're tough, but the astronauts might make weapons. they could make bombs and slingshots etc if they had time to prepare.
I saw a documentary about a war between the Inuit and Vikings that went on over hunting land. First thing I thought about was a video game with an eskimo vs a viking
- rasko40
Jaline, jaline, jaline, jaline
I’m begging of you please don’t take my caveman
Jalinee, jaline, jaline, jaline
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jalineHe talks about you in his sleep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jalineAnd I can easily understand
How you could easily take my caveman
But you don’t know what he means to me, jalineJaline, jaline, jaline, jaline
I’m begging of you please don’t take my caveman
Jaline, jaline, jaline, jaline
Please don’t take him just because you canYou could have your choice of cavemen
But I could never love again
He’s the only one for me, jalineI had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jalineJaline, jaline, jaline, jaline
I’m begging of you please don’t take my caveman
Jaline, jaline, jaline, jaline
Please don’t take him even though you can
Jaline, jaline
- shoto_can0
i think bud spencer won
- utopian0
Will the astronaut have a full month supply of Tang®?
- lowimpakt0
a caveman rules his environment. understands it and controls it as a mtter of survival.
a spaceman is in its position through the efforts of others. remove the equipment and the spaceman is lost.
caveman wins
- zzzorzzz0
cavemen would destroy the army of astronauts in a minute, f**k all the ladies in their employers offices and eat their legs raw. without question. the same would happen to s.w.a.t. team and anyother army around. sure i don't want to meet them.
- Jaline0
About the food...this is more of a survival question in general. I didn't know it could get this complicated so I'll just stop now. I think I have enough responses. Anyone else can keep replying if they want to though. Thanks :)
And thanks for the song...although I'm kind of confused and my head is going to explode now.