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- strabley
Heres something to brag about, i bought a step counter to see how much i walk each day and so far ive done 5049 steps, which is 2.38miles and i still have aways to go. So everyone go by one of these things (pedometer) at walmart do we can brag about our steps. and like penis's and fish, you all know your gonna lie about it so this could be fun.
- nLHb0
how the hell do those things work anyways?
- tara|gee0
u liar u got it in that mcfit meal!!!!!!!!!!!
- strabley0
you wear it on your belt and when you take a step something inside makes a clicking sound, more than likely just a roller ball or some shit. When it dies *cause it doesnt turn off* ill break the lil bugger open.
- strabley0
no tara! i refuse to eat one of those! i refuse to eat at olde ronnie d's anyways but i will never eat a mcfit meal. thats like going to a whorehouse then jerking yourself off, it doesnt make sense.
- rasko40
you have actually only walked 503 steps but its been registering all that wanking you've been doing as you drool over that girl in your office.
- warheros0
those are the stupidest things ever, i dont see why youd want to know how many steps you take each day, when knowing it wont change shit.
i dont know. yeah.
- mayo0
i'll admit, i chumped out and tried the McFit meal taragee mentioned. Apparently i ordered a poo salad and a pedometer that decides to reset itself when *it* decides it's the right time.
- rasko40
so i can just have the up and down buttons telling the MC to move up or down by a fixed amount of say 120pixels and slide smoothly into place, ideally with a little 'bounce'?
thanks again.
- rasko40
oops
- strabley0
goddamn you rasko
- tara|gee0
lol mayo got a poodometer
- grayhood0
i need a poodometer.
i believe gnomes are stealing my toilet apaer at night while i sleep and the poodometer will help me confirm or disconfirm this suspicion.
- dopepope0
If the prefix 'Mc' is infront of your meal's title, I guarantee it's not fit whatever it is.
I have one of those step counters. I keep in near my seat that I sit in all day, everyday. I look at it from time to time and a tear rolls down my cheek.